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Old 07-14-2007, 05:27 PM   #1
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Question Jesus

1. Was Jesus and the rest of whole gospel gang more than just characters made up by some great story telling author?
2. Do you believe Jesus resurrected Lazarus?
3. Do you believe Jesus resurrected himself?
4. Do you believe Jesus is the son of God or do you believe Jesus is God?
5. Do you believe anything other about Jesus? If so, explain what else.
6. Do you believe Jesus will return? If so, as who--how, where, when, and why?
7. What one thing did Jesus teach that stood out the most?
8. Where is the Son of man right now? Has the Son of man been revealed yet to you? How so?
9. What exactly is Jesus Christ supposed to be?
10. Why is the book of John more different than Mark, Luke, and Matt?
11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
12. What one thing puzzles the hell out of you within the writings of the gospels?
13. What is your favorit parable from the gospels?
14. In the gospel Jesus called one of his ppl a devil...Does that mean some actual ppl are devils? If so, what makes them a devil to you? Or what makes them stand out as a devil?
15. Is astral projection true or false?
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1. Was Jesus and the rest of whole gospel gang more than just characters made up by some great story telling author?
2. Do you believe Jesus resurrected Lazarus?
3. Do you believe Jesus resurrected himself?
4. Do you believe Jesus is the son of God or do you believe Jesus is God?
5. Do you believe anything other about Jesus? If so, explain what else.
6. Do you believe Jesus will return? If so, as who--how, where, when, and why?
7. What one thing did Jesus teach that stood out the most?
8. Where is the Son of man right now? Has the Son of man been revealed yet to you? How so?
9. What exactly is Jesus Christ supposed to be?
10. Why is the book of John more different than Mark, Luke, and Matt?
11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
12. What one thing puzzles the hell out of you within the writings of the gospels?
13. What is your favorit parable from the gospels?
14. In the gospel Jesus called one of his ppl a devil...Does that mean some actual ppl are devils? If so, what makes them a devil to you? Or what makes them stand out as a devil?
15. Is astral projection true or false?
A good clue to understanding Jesus is to look at what those close to him thought of him.
Mark 3:20-21 (New International Version)
Then Jesus entered a house, and again a crowd gathered, so that he and his disciples were not even able to eat. When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind."

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Old 07-16-2007, 07:41 PM   #3
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1. Was Jesus and the rest of whole gospel gang more than just characters made up by some great story telling author?
Apparently not
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2. Do you believe Jesus resurrected Lazarus?
No
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3. Do you believe Jesus resurrected himself?
No
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4. Do you believe Jesus is the son of God or do you believe Jesus is God?
Neither
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5. Do you believe anything other about Jesus? If so, explain what else.
Complete fiction
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6. Do you believe Jesus will return? If so, as who--how, where, when, and why?
No
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7. What one thing did Jesus teach that stood out the most?
Do fictional characters teach?
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8. Where is the Son of man right now? Has the Son of man been revealed yet to you? How so?
What son of man? Apparently one has not been revealed to me.
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9. What exactly is Jesus Christ supposed to be?
A convenient way to fleece the flock?
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10. Why is the book of John more different than Mark, Luke, and Matt?
Less plagiarism, better drugs
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11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
Apparently he didn't resurrect anyone then
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12. What one thing puzzles the hell out of you within the writings of the gospels?
Why anybody actually believes it to be historical
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13. What is your favorit parable from the gospels?
Don't have one
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14. In the gospel Jesus called one of his ppl a devil...Does that mean some actual ppl are devils? If so, what makes them a devil to you? Or what makes them stand out as a devil?
I don't believe in devils either, except for the ones from Duke University.
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15. Is astral projection true or false?
False
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11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
Why should we believe someone else's comic book? We've got one of our own.

I mean, "your boy" walked on water and got his feet wet. "Our boy" opened up a whole sea and people didn't even have to change their socks.

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1. Was Jesus and the rest of whole gospel gang more than just characters made up by some great story telling author?
Probably.

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2. Do you believe Jesus resurrected Lazarus?
3. Do you believe Jesus resurrected himself?
4. Do you believe Jesus is the son of God or do you believe Jesus is God?
No to all three questions.

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5. Do you believe anything other about Jesus? If so, explain what else.
No. There's not nearly enough data to determine anything else about him.

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6. Do you believe Jesus will return?
Of course not. People don't come back from the dead.

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7. What one thing did Jesus teach that stood out the most?
That every human life has dignity, regardless of social station or inherited privilege.

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8. Where is the Son of man right now? Has the Son of man been revealed yet to you? How so?
Meaningless question.

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9. What exactly is Jesus Christ supposed to be?
Depends who you talk to. I think to his early followers he was a charismatic preacher, and many of them hoped he would be the Messiah who restored the kingship of Israel and liberated it from foreign rule.

To the early Christian churches, he was a messenger of God, maybe (but not necessarily) an aspect of God. By "God" here I mean a mishmash of the Hebrew God and the Platonic creator God that Greek and Roman pagan philosophers had postulated.

To the Roman Empire, he was a useful tool around which to build a state religion, once they managed to recast him as similar to the conquering warrior deities they were used to, complete with ritual sacrifice and rebirth.

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10. Why is the book of John more different than Mark, Luke, and Matt?
It's been years since I read the gospels so I'll leave that to the experts.

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11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
Because he didn't resurrect anybody.

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12. What one thing puzzles the hell out of you within the writings of the gospels?
Why the church fathers who assembled the New Testament didn't make more of an effort to cover up the contradictions in the accounts. Did Judas hang himself, or did he throw himself off a cliff?

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13. What is your favorit parable from the gospels?
I don't have one, I prefer Aesop.

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14. In the gospel Jesus called one of his ppl a devil...Does that mean some actual ppl are devils? If so, what makes them a devil to you? Or what makes them stand out as a devil?
No. Devils are mythological creatures, like vampires or werewolves
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15. Is astral projection true or false?
False.
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Oops, I missed the part about astral projection. That earns this thread an automatic ticket to ~E~
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17. why does it hurt when i pee?
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18. why is a naked man running on the street as we speak?
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1. Was Jesus and the rest of whole gospel gang more than just characters made up by some great story telling author?
They perhaps existed as human beings, though the story as told is far too much hearsay to really know what they were like.
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2. Do you believe Jesus resurrected Lazarus?
No.
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3. Do you believe Jesus resurrected himself?
No.
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4. Do you believe Jesus is the son of God or do you believe Jesus is God?
No.
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5. Do you believe anything other about Jesus? If so, explain what else.
Not really.
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6. Do you believe Jesus will return? If so, as who--how, where, when, and why?
No.
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7. What one thing did Jesus teach that stood out the most?
We don't know what jesus taught. all we have are second hand accounts repeatedly mangled to conform to the viewpoints of other people. That aside, from what we can see, it doesn't appear too unique or insightful.
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8. Where is the Son of man right now? Has the Son of man been revealed yet to you? How so?
non sequitor.
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9. What exactly is Jesus Christ supposed to be?
You tell me.
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10. Why is the book of John more different than Mark, Luke, and Matt?
I like Sparrow's answer.
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11. Why dont the Jews believe in Jesus or the NT if he resurrected someone (Lazarus) from the dead in front of supposed witnesses?
Leading question.
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12. What one thing puzzles the hell out of you within the writings of the gospels?
Why did anyone bother? Didn't they know there was enough religious nonsense in the world?
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14. In the gospel Jesus called one of his ppl a devil...Does that mean some actual ppl are devils? If so, what makes them a devil to you? Or what makes them stand out as a devil?
the devil is no more a real concept than the "son of man".
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15. Is astral projection true or false?
It's impossible to prove silly things like this false. However, I'm not holding my breath. It seems total nonsense.
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