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Larsguy47 · 04-15-2007, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Toto

This thread lacks serious content of interest to those concerned about Biblical Criticism or History. It will be moved to ~Elsewhere~

Thanks.

LG47

Larsguy47 · 04-15-2007, 06:14 AM

Again, as I explained, when the Bible said, "Nobody knows the DAY nor HOUR" it was being specific since the Bible obviously dates the YEAR the second coming is to occur.

LG47

Christina Mirabilis · 04-15-2007, 08:37 AM

And here I thought that this was going to be a sex thread.

Eldarion Lathria · 04-15-2007, 01:00 PM

The Greek Kalends when the Cocklicranes come. Not just any Greek Kalends, but the Greek Kalends when the Cocklicranes come. Of course, the Greeks have no Kalends, and there are not, and never have been Cocklicranes, but that is not my fault.

It's now 2007. Wake up and smell the coffee, the houngan is dead and the zombi carpenter isn't coming back.

Eldarion Lathria

RAFH · 04-15-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Christina Mirabilis

And here I thought that this was going to be a sex thread.

Me too. A funny one at that.

I mean, think of the possibilities of that title. "Three ways to date the second coming!" Its almost too good to be true. Four ways would have been better but, hey, you can't have everything. Might have been "The One Way to a Second Coming on a date." or even "A Three Way for a Second Coming Date."

Christina Mirabilis · 04-15-2007, 05:05 PM

I wasn't sure if it was about multiple orgasms or catching dinner and a movie right before the rapture.

Loren Pechtel · 04-15-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Christina Mirabilis

And here I thought that this was going to be a sex thread.

Yeah--when I saw the title my first reaction was "date her".

Larsguy47 · 04-16-2007, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina Mirabilis

And here I thought that this was going to be a sex thread.

It still can be with enough imagination and some Viagra?

:devil1:
LG47

Christina Mirabilis · 04-16-2007, 06:33 AM

LG47, if you need viagra just to post about sex, you should probably save your energy for the real thing

Larsguy47 · 04-16-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Christina Mirabilis

LG47, if you need viagra just to post about sex, you should probably save your energy for the real thing

Probably!!

LG47

04-15-2007, 01:00 PM	#14
Eldarion Lathria Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Atlantis Posts: 2,449	The date of the Second Coming is well known. The Greek Kalends when the Cocklicranes come. Not just any Greek Kalends, but the Greek Kalends when the Cocklicranes come. Of course, the Greeks have no Kalends, and there are not, and never have been Cocklicranes, but that is not my fault. It's now 2007. Wake up and smell the coffee, the houngan is dead and the zombi carpenter isn't coming back. Eldarion Lathria

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04-15-2007, 06:14 AM	#12
Larsguy47 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 976	Again, as I explained, when the Bible said, "Nobody knows the DAY nor HOUR" it was being specific since the Bible obviously dates the YEAR the second coming is to occur. LG47

04-15-2007, 08:37 AM	#13
Christina Mirabilis Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,676	And here I thought that this was going to be a sex thread.

04-15-2007, 05:05 PM	#16
Christina Mirabilis Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,676	I wasn't sure if it was about multiple orgasms or catching dinner and a movie right before the rapture.

04-16-2007, 06:33 AM	#19
Christina Mirabilis Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,676	LG47, if you need viagra just to post about sex, you should probably save your energy for the real thing

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