Johnny Skeptic

Message to fundamentalist Christians: When do you believe that God created dinosaurs, long before he created Adam and Eve, or about the same time that he created Adam and Eve?

Donn10

Now Johnny, you know full well that god didn't create dinosaurs. He created dinosaur bones and buried them so as to trick the unfaithful :Cheeky:

Joan of Bark

No, no, no. God created dinosaurs first, hoping they would evolve into intelligences that would worship Him. When they didn't, He sent a meteor to wipe them out and started again with Adam and Eve, with fully formed brains and the ability to grovel.

Minimalist

As comic, Lewis Black, says: Fundies watch the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

EarlDoherty

No, no, no. For all you Platonists out there, you know that God first creates in heaven archetypal forms for later copies on earth. Heavenly dinosaurs were created as the model for today’s fundies. Unfortunately, because they were so mentally challenged, some of them died in heaven. Their large bones cluttered up the backyard and one day one of the angel-gardeners broomed a bunch of them out. They fell to earth and got buried in the diluvial sediment.

I'm sure I could find passages in the Bible to support that.

Earl Doherty