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sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 02:42 PM

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Sorry. Not even then.

You do realize that when Jesus returns and plants his feet on Mt. Zion and the mountain splits in two, those Jews who do not believe in Jesus as God in the flesh, he will exterminate(or cast into the lake of fire to burn forever). This is the big-time event Christians are waiting for, even pushing for "so that the scripture might be fulfilled". "Praise Jesus!"

When pushing this crap I think it should include the whole story of what is to happen to the Jews. They are the focus, the main actors on stage. And, the final solution for taking control of the middle east permanetly. Keeping this prophetic story of lies always in the future just begs for the end result that Christian fundamentalist desperately want. And, at the right time they will make it happen.

btw, it is not necessary for Jews to believe the Christian interpretation of prophecy concerning them. What's necessary is that the Christians believe it through continuous brainwashing in their churches.

Since when are antisemites concerned about Jewish life? Also anti read Romans 11:25-29.....ahhhh music to my ears.

sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 02:45 PM

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.....if Jesus comes down, I will do everything in my power to travel to Israel and explain the nature of fig trees to the Lord.

--for the son of God, certain basic laws of nature seem to incomprehensible to him NB

LOL! Really? And im sure he would tell you he was making a subtle point..."For a tree that does not produce fruit...." well you know the rest.

Nero's Boot · 09-24-2010, 02:47 PM

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.....if Jesus comes down, I will do everything in my power to travel to Israel and explain the nature of fig trees to the Lord.

--for the son of God, certain basic laws of nature seem to incomprehensible to him NB

Furthermore, I'll explain both epilepsy and mental illness.

--again Jesus seems just a tad bit unknowledgable concerning his "creations" NB

PhilosopherJay · 09-24-2010, 02:57 PM

Hi spamandham,

I am not sure if it will be in the next 7 days, but I am sure Jesus Christ will return.

Bugs Bunny returned in "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" (Dante, 2003) with Brendan Fraser. It was kind of fun.

Sherlock Holmes returned in "Sherlock Holmes" (Ritchie, 2009) starring Robert Downey Jr. It was so successful that a sequel is planned for 2011.

Jeffrey Hunter played Jesus Christ in "King of Kings" (Ray,1961)

Ted Nealy played the character in "Jesus Christ, Superstar" (Jewison, 1973)

William Defoe played him in "The Last Temptation of Christ" (Scorsese, 1988)

Will Ferrell played him in "Superstar" (McCulloch, 1999) in a totally underrated performance.

I have no doubt that if somebody can come up with a good, original script, he'll be back again.

Warmly,

Philosopher Jay

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Yes, sugarhitman, you are correct. Jesus is returning sometime in the next 7 days.

Are you ready yet to make that bet we discussed? Time is apparently of the essence.

sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 02:59 PM

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.....if Jesus comes down, I will do everything in my power to travel to Israel and explain the nature of fig trees to the Lord.

--for the son of God, certain basic laws of nature seem to incomprehensible to him NB

Furthermore, I'll explain both epilepsy and mental illness.

--again Jesus seems just a tad bit unknowledgable concerning his "creations" NB

Hey wasnt that Nero who suffered those things? Interesting how he died, after the failed attempt to crush the conquering Christians.....ahhhhh but some never learn from history eh mate?

sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 03:01 PM

BTW didnt NERO wear sandals? Hard to crush something with those on...youch!

Nero's Boot · 09-24-2010, 03:03 PM

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Furthermore, I'll explain both epilepsy and mental illness.

--again Jesus seems just a tad bit unknowledgable concerning his "creations" NB

Hey wasnt that Nero who suffered those things? Interesting how he died, after the failed attempt to crush the conquering Christians.....ahhhhh but some never learn from history eh mate?

...and also, I'll explain that bats are not birds, that cockatrices, unicorns and dragons are not real, and that the sky is not a dome, snow is not kept in celestial storehouses, and how being three-in-one is known these days as a form of extreme mental illness.

--'cause, you know, from reading the Bible, God has, um, issues he needs to work out NB

Nero's Boot · 09-24-2010, 03:07 PM

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BTW didnt NERO wear sandals? Hard to crush something with those on...youch!

....and he fiddled while Rome burned, right?

--and also, there are immortal early Christians out there, still waiting NB

sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 03:36 PM

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BTW didnt NERO wear sandals? Hard to crush something with those on...youch!

....and he fiddled while Rome burned, right?

--and also, there are immortal early Christians out there, still waiting NB

I thought he dived into the flames...sandals and all.

Nero's Sandal...I like that......which probaly explains why he couldnt crush those Christians he hated so much.

sugarhitman · 09-24-2010, 03:44 PM

Nero: "Why cant I crush these troublesome Christians, infesting Rome with their venomous doctrines against the gods?"

Advisor: "Because sir, you are wearing sandals, which are unsuitable for crushing O great Caeser. Perhaps you should try boots sir. I saw some on sale at Lamar's Quality Boots for 35 bucks a pair."

Nero: "35 bucks a pair you say? Quickly send out the tax collectors!"

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sugarhitman Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: georgia Posts: 2,726	BTW didnt NERO wear sandals? Hard to crush something with those on...youch!

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sugarhitman Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: georgia Posts: 2,726	Nero: "Why cant I crush these troublesome Christians, infesting Rome with their venomous doctrines against the gods?" Advisor: "Because sir, you are wearing sandals, which are unsuitable for crushing O great Caeser. Perhaps you should try boots sir. I saw some on sale at Lamar's Quality Boots for 35 bucks a pair." Nero: "35 bucks a pair you say? Quickly send out the tax collectors!"

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