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GunnerJ · 12-31-2003, 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by Shadowy Man
The question is, do you really say "W T F" ?

"Double Ewe Tee Eff!!!"

I say it all the time. Then again, I'm a giant nerd with slim chances of ever having one girlfriend, let alone two. So, yeah, cause for suspicion indeed.

GunnerJ · 12-31-2003, 06:36 AM

Ooh, it gets better...

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Her parents are extremely strict with her. She can't even use the internet. Her parents are very traditional.

...and yet, they don't mind her hanging around a thirty-five year old man?

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

brighid · 12-31-2003, 06:40 AM

If I were friends with these girls I would tell them that older guys are generally only interested in women that much younger for one thing - sex, but if that is she wants go for it.

Now the question would be do these girls know about each other and that you are diddling other "chicks"? I hope you are using protection and are aware that some sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia can be transmitted through oral sex or contact with genital skin.

Brighid

12-31-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by lpetrich
Are there ever any real-life women like "Chick #1"? A woman who performs great blowjobs seems too much like a male fantasy to take seriously, though obsessive cleanliness does seem half-plausible.

Hey, now! Some of us DO like giving blowjobs (and fancy ourselves being good at it). No stereotyping, man.

variant 13 · 12-31-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by HazyRigby
Hey, now! Some of us DO like giving blowjobs (and fancy ourselves being good at it). No stereotyping, man.

Marry me

tronvillain · 12-31-2003, 01:10 PM

lpetrich:

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Are there ever any real-life women like "Chick #1"? A woman who performs great blowjobs seems too much like a male fantasy to take seriously, though obsessive cleanliness does seem half-plausible.

Are you joking? I hope so, because otherwise I pity you.

Hazel-rah · 12-31-2003, 01:38 PM

We wouldn't be such unbelievable fantasies if you guys would shower occasionally. With soap.

Leah · 12-31-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by tommyc
If 21 yr olds want to date me when I'm 35 I'll be very flattered.

Trust me, you wouldn't be. It is rather annyoing to be sublte and charming when braking the news to them that you could biologically be their mother.

And in the one case, the boy was even rather tempting. He looked the spitting image of a long lost love of mine, eyes like the ocean, hair like gold, and I kept on wondering if there was reincarnation after all.

Edit:
serious question:
What is this about a woman being supposed to look at the man's face when doing a blow job?
Does that give the guys some high?
A bit difficult to concentrate at two things at a time I would imagine.

12-31-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Jmebob
Marry me

Hee hee. Already married, sorry. But there are more of us out there...

And Leah, I *think* the reason is the "naughty-girl" aspect of it. If you look him in the eye, you're showing him you're not ashamed or embarassed. You LIKE doing naughty things to him. It's also a little like a porn video in that you get to see cool stuff happening...but you get to feel it at the same time. Yummy...

'Course, I'm a girl. What do I know about it?

Leah · 12-31-2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by HazyRigby
And Leah, I *think* the reason is the "naughty-girl" aspect of it. If you look him in the eye, you're showing him you're not ashamed or embarassed. You LIKE doing naughty things to him. It's also a little like a porn video in that you get to see cool stuff happening...but you get to feel it at the same time. Yummy...

Ok, thank you. <shy>
I wouldn't know if I looked at his face naturally. I just do things, I suppose. (then again, not true, haven't done 'things' in months :banghead: , didn't know that was biologically possible

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12-31-2003, 06:40 AM	#23
brighid Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: somewhere in the known Universe Posts: 6,993	If I were friends with these girls I would tell them that older guys are generally only interested in women that much younger for one thing - sex, but if that is she wants go for it. Now the question would be do these girls know about each other and that you are diddling other "chicks"? I hope you are using protection and are aware that some sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia can be transmitted through oral sex or contact with genital skin. Brighid

12-31-2003, 01:38 PM	#27
Hazel-rah Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,628	We wouldn't be such unbelievable fantasies if you guys would shower occasionally. With soap.

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