Boro Nut

Who exactly was Jesus? I’ve seen the toast Jesus, and this is definitely a different bloke than the one on the Shroud of Turing. So who the hell is the guy on the pancake? Or the frying pan Jesus? Or the omelette Jesus? Or the pavement pizza Jesus? And the other one on the windscreen. You know. The bird-lime Jesus? Fair enough, they all have beards, but clearly none are the same bloke, and at least two look more like Chaygwi Vara. There must have been loads of Jesus’ knocking about. It takes the shine off the whole resurrection trick if you ask me. What a swizz.

Also, in a culture that existed entirely on goat products, what possible chance is there that Mary really was a vegan?

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Peter Kirby

BC&H relevant?

best,
Peter Kirby

Boro Nut

No, you are right Peter. I was mistakenly thinking he was a central character.

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King Rat

:rolling:

Peter Kirby

The OP makes no connection to the Bible or to history.

best wishes,
Peter Kirby

Boro Nut

On reflection I should have made this a pole. My personal feeling is that the pancake Jesus is the real one. I don't know the reason why, but I've always imagined Jesus with a cauliflower ear, glass eye, and mumps.

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Koyaanisqatsi

Jesus couldn't have been a pole, but the last Pope was.

Boro Nut

"Was the pancake Jesus in the Bible the real made up one, unlike Sparticus, who was in real history?"

Gooch's dad

Classic case of "magician, heal thyself", hmmm?

Boro Nut

I'll take that bet. I don't believe we've had the last pope by a long chalk, and the chances of them giving it to another poll are extremely remote after the first one wouldn't move out even after they shot him. They're like rats them lot once they get in your skirting boards. That's why they've given it to a bloke from Final Solutions Inc now. He's just a fumigator really.

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