Dilandau

It is possible, to depict the Torah as follows:



The ears are the two Octaeteris cycles (astrology), the head is the covenant of circumcision from Genesis chapter 17:1-24. Details can be found on http://otaku.onlinehome.de/torah.html . It's not easy to understand at first try.

Isn't this funny?

Vinnie

I disagree with your eisegetical interpretation of this ancient pictorial representation of creation and the Torah. It is not a mouse. If you were to analyze the proper contect of this piece you would see that it needs to be viewed as a two dimensional representation of actual three dimensional space-time objects. What we have here is a large pizza in the foreground with two smaller pizzas "underneath" it in the background. Notice the "pie slices" which along with the shapes and corresping sizes of each object. There is an ovious triple, indpendent convirgence of evidence all intersecting in attestation of pizza here.

This is obviously a futuristic prophecy and bible code. Run it through my own prophecy fulfillment criteria and winace's excellent prophecy for dummies guide and you will see it comes out shining with flying colors.

The Torah predicted the existence of pizza thousands of years before it was invented! It trully is the word of God!

Speaking of which, its already 3:16 and I haven't eaten anything yet. Pizza sounds good. This is a sign from the Gods. Deserveth pizza, do I today. sayeth the zen of Yoda

Vinnie

Dilandau

Why can't you guys be serious. *sigh*

Vinnie

Sorry You did post a picture of "mickey mouse" and ask if it was funny though.

Vinnie

Dilandau

This is NOT Mickey Mouse. This is the Torah. Isn't it clear why and how? And I am not the little prince.

Gawen

Your OP declares "Creation began with a Mouse!". You end with "Isn't this funny?"...and then you get angry because we aren't serious???... ...give us a break.




...and the adventure continues... (as soon as I reset my mousetrap)

Dilandau

Serious Science can be also funny. Names like "Sombrero-Galaxy" or "Milky-Way" do not neccessarily mean that Astrophysics is a hoax. Neither does a picture of the Torah, that looks like a Mickey Mouse, mean that this is not meant as a real clue to evidence. The Torah can indeed look that way and this fact may be funny but it remains a fact. If you guys take it like real scientist, you learn WHY the Torah may really look that way. The adjacent Article cleans up with the documentary hypothesis and this is no joke.

Weltall

And your identifying yourself as an otaku without having the least clue what that really means has no bearing on how seriously I'm taking you, none indeed.

Postcard73

I think this thread would be better off some~where else~...

Scott (Postcard73)
BC&H Moderator

Dilandau

Moving this topic is not fair just because some mean guys disturb it. Btw, "Otaku" means the same like "Home sweet home". Everyone who does not - at least try - to understand the Torah Cosmos, is fooling himself with the mainstream lies from the church. If you want to get rid from the dogmatrix (this word was invented by Maho Sihan), you can find an answer inTorah Cosmos.

The Torah Cosmos: http://otaku.onlinehome.de/torah.html