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Boro Nut · 01-14-2005, 04:48 AM

I have been doing my own research into the Bible Code phenomena and have made a quite stunning discovery. The implications will shock the world.

I have noted how the careful rearrangement of the entire bible word string has been able to produce word patterns containing telling predictions of things that have already happened. I have no way of explaining this, as I understood predictions to be normally about things that haven’t happened yet.

It occurred to me that God might try to talk to us using more modern methods than dreams, and it also occured to me that the meaningless crap in spam emails might actually contain a message for mankind. Using the same techniques as the Bible Code authors and my own software I have been able to make a major breakthrough. My preliminary results will blow you away. I intend to publish ‘The Spam Code’ at some future date.

Here is what I have uncovered so far:

In the beg1*ning G0d created the hea_ven and
the e*rth mdz 0nl1ne.

And the earth was wit_hOut Refin$ance form, and void, and
darkness was upon the face of the deep mrtgage 0ffer.
And the spirit of G0*d R0lex moved upon the face cum bath
of the waters.ports.

And God said, Forward-looking statement Let ther be
light Pen-1s enl@rgement: and there was light.

And G0d saw the light, that it was good aprved r@te 3.24%: and G0d
Divided the pre4pproved light from the Darkness LP.

More to come

Boro Nut

philbo · 01-14-2005, 05:39 AM

:notworthy :rolling:

JPD · 01-14-2005, 05:58 AM

No issues with it so far. Is there space for a gangsta rap section? :wave:

Hopeful Monsters · 01-14-2005, 09:34 AM

googled this -

Quote:

Reuters News Services International:

In a News Release of 11:00hrs, Friday 1 April 2004, the Joint Photographic Experts Group have claimed a strange image has been discovered encoded in a series of "I"s and "O"s - corresponding to 1s and 0s - in The Bible

hagiograph · 01-14-2005, 11:10 AM

Boro,
This truly IS a breakthrough! ANd that God would use SPAM is not a surprise. Since God is all about miracles, it stands to reason. It _would_ be a miracle if:

1. I got a mortgage at <3%
2. My wife got an incredible penis size (she gets more of those ads than I do)
3. We got the interest on the $15Billion that the widow of Mobutu Sese Seko is trying to get out of Africa and safely into US Banks.

So, I think we should all start replying to God ASAP! Yes, lord, I want a 15" penis and a low-low-low mortgage rate!

-h.

Agnostic Theist · 01-15-2005, 06:02 AM

My wife got an incredible penis size

Either we're thinking in different terms or I hope to God I don't meet your wife

Boro Nut · 01-15-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agnostic Beast

My wife got an incredible penis size

Either we're thinking in different terms or I hope to God I don't meet your wife

I think you have got the wrong end of the stick AB. I've met her. Take it from me, as cocks go it's nothing special.

Boro Nut

01-14-2005, 04:48 AM	#1
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	Bible Code Breakthrough I have been doing my own research into the Bible Code phenomena and have made a quite stunning discovery. The implications will shock the world. I have noted how the careful rearrangement of the entire bible word string has been able to produce word patterns containing telling predictions of things that have already happened. I have no way of explaining this, as I understood predictions to be normally about things that haven’t happened yet. It occurred to me that God might try to talk to us using more modern methods than dreams, and it also occured to me that the meaningless crap in spam emails might actually contain a message for mankind. Using the same techniques as the Bible Code authors and my own software I have been able to make a major breakthrough. My preliminary results will blow you away. I intend to publish ‘The Spam Code’ at some future date. Here is what I have uncovered so far: In the beg1ning G0d created the hea_ven and the erth mdz 0nl1ne. And the earth was wit_hOut Refin$ance form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep mrtgage 0ffer. And the spirit of G0*d R0lex moved upon the face cum bath of the waters.ports. And God said, Forward-looking statement Let ther be light Pen-1s enl@rgement: and there was light. And G0d saw the light, that it was good aprved r@te 3.24%: and G0d Divided the pre4pproved light from the Darkness LP. More to come Boro Nut

01-14-2005, 11:10 AM	#5
hagiograph Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 560	The Spam Code Boro, This truly IS a breakthrough! ANd that God would use SPAM is not a surprise. Since God is all about miracles, it stands to reason. It _would_ be a miracle if: 1. I got a mortgage at <3% 2. My wife got an incredible penis size (she gets more of those ads than I do) 3. We got the interest on the $15Billion that the widow of Mobutu Sese Seko is trying to get out of Africa and safely into US Banks. So, I think we should all start replying to God ASAP! Yes, lord, I want a 15" penis and a low-low-low mortgage rate! -h.

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01-14-2005, 05:39 AM	#2
philbo Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bucks, England Posts: 393	:notworthy :rolling:

01-14-2005, 05:58 AM	#3
JPD Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London, UK Posts: 5,322	No issues with it so far. Is there space for a gangsta rap section? :wave:

01-15-2005, 06:02 AM	#6
Agnostic Theist Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,822	My wife got an incredible penis size Either we're thinking in different terms or I hope to God I don't meet your wife

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