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Originally Posted by Wayne Delia Well, there are several different passages about Bible family values. I won't get into many of them, but the ones that stick out include: 1) According to Jesus, in order to be a follower of His, one must hate one's parents, spouse, children, and self. 2) In Genesis, after the Flood, Noah grew grapes, made wine, got drunk, partied naked, and passed out. (A standard Friday night at Phi Kappa Sigma.) When he woke with a major hangover, he condemned his grandson and all future descendents in that line to slavery, because his grandson's father covered Noah up while he was naked. 3) In Genesis, Lot offered his daughters to be raped by an unruly crowd of villagers in the town of Sodom, so that the crowd would leave his male houseguests alone. God somehow figured Lot and his family were the only ones morally worthy of being spared a shitstorm of fire and brimstone. After Lot's wife was killed for looking back at the shitstorm (by being turned into a pillar of salt), Lot's daughters got him drunk, had sex with their father, and produce hybrid son/brother children, who grew up to become leaders of nations. 4) In Deuteronomy, stubborn or rebellious children are to be turned over to the elders of the city, who will stone the children to death. 5) Proverbs 23 contains the verse which essentially says to beat children up to, but not including, the point of death, in order to purge evil. You should be grateful to have such a wonderful moral guide to follow. :rolling: -Ubercat |
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Dear lord, please pretect me from missing limbs, cancer, heart attack, thrombosis, angina, shingles, sinful women, avian flu, near sighted bus drivers, common sense, meteors, lightning bolts, rabid wombats, congenital heart defects, spontaneous combustion, meningitis, ............................ random street gang violence, acts of god, structural defects in my roof, flesh eating bacteria........ oh, and please protect my mother also from missing limbs, cancer... oh wait, I hate her. Never mind on the last part lord. In jebus name, amen. Oh darn. Time to get up for work. -Ubercat |
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In fact, I put my love of family ahead of my love for myself. Self-hatred is nothing to be proud of. Quote:
To be honest, that bizarre idea explains a lot. I presume you don't hate yourself since you are no longer a Christian - that'd be a step in the right direction. WMD |
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Actually, I haven't read ahead, but I'll confidently guess that rhutchin won't go near answering this question. If he answers yes, he's not a Christian (well, he's there anyway), and if he answers no, he's got a rather serious dysfunctional side. For that reason, few Christians will touch that with a ten-foot pole. WMD |
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