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jgreen44 · 10-27-2010, 12:45 PM

The Ascension rock on Mount of Olives, Jerusalem, said to bear the imprint of the right foot of Jesus as he ascended, venerated by Christians as the last point on earth touched by the incarnate Christ.

Juststeve · 10-27-2010, 12:58 PM

I'm thinking that to make it all the way to heaven he would have to push off real hard, which would account for the impression left by his right foot. It all holds together.

Steve

jgreen44 · 10-27-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Juststeve

I'm thinking that to make it all the way to heaven he would have to push off real hard, which would account for the impression left by his right foot. It all holds together.

Steve

He miraculously melted the rock as a final sign of his presence here. Why this fact never made it into the canonical gospels is beyond me.

seyorni · 10-27-2010, 01:06 PM

Are you sure it's not Muhammad's footprint?

GenesisNemesis · 10-27-2010, 01:36 PM

What's this thread about exactly?

Juststeve · 10-27-2010, 01:44 PM

seyorni:

Wasn't Muhammad riding a flying horse? If so the Jesus' footprint would prove once and for all that Christianity is the one true religion.

Steve

braces_for_impact · 10-27-2010, 01:47 PM

A collection plate nearby. How apt.

dockeen · 10-27-2010, 02:05 PM

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seyorni:

Wasn't Muhammad riding a flying horse? If so the Jesus' footprint would prove once and for all that Christianity is the one true religion.

Steve

The agony of defeat, or defoot.

JosieK · 10-27-2010, 02:14 PM

Incredibly Jesus was wearing size 10 crocs.

jgreen44 · 10-27-2010, 03:01 PM

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Incredibly Jesus was wearing size 10 crocs.

"The word 'Messiah' comes from the Hebrew verb 'to anoint', which itself is derived from the Egyptian word messeh, 'the holy crocodile'. It was with the fat of the messeh that the Pharaoh's sister-brides anointed their husbands on marriage."

- The Hidden History of Jesus and the Holy Grail
by Sir Laurence Gardner
Nexus Magazine
Volume 5, Number 2
(February-March 1998)

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10-27-2010, 12:58 PM	#2
Juststeve Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Dallas Texas Posts: 758	I'm thinking that to make it all the way to heaven he would have to push off real hard, which would account for the impression left by his right foot. It all holds together. Steve

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seyorni Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Albuquerque. SW USA Posts: 3,176	Are you sure it's not Muhammad's footprint?

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GenesisNemesis Contributor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A pale blue oblate spheroid. Posts: 20,351	What's this thread about exactly?

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Juststeve Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Dallas Texas Posts: 758	seyorni: Wasn't Muhammad riding a flying horse? If so the Jesus' footprint would prove once and for all that Christianity is the one true religion. Steve

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braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	A collection plate nearby. How apt.

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JosieK Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the corners of your mind Posts: 289	Incredibly Jesus was wearing size 10 crocs.

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