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I think that would have been called drinking the poison that could not harm you. Allegorically, of course. |
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I think it's pretty much a slam dunk that Jesus's oneupgodship in turning water to wine in John 2 was to show everyone that anything Dionysus or Bacchus could do he could do better. |
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I once shouted "Praise Jesus brother!" in order to get by a smelly street preacher in Chicago. Upon my proclamation he allowed me to pass. Does that count?
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Well, once when I was a kid, my mom made me take my gum out in church. When I stuck it under the pew, it was DoubleMint. When I retrieved it after the service, it had changed into Juicy Fruit!
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Us people who are once saved always saved can do this stuff, as "it is written". Even as an atheist I still have this power of Christ vested in my redemption which Jesus cannot himself overturn. And now you got it to, by your "praise Jesus brother". Once you praise Jesus, no one, and I mean no one, can pluck you out of his hands. In this way Jesus made sure his flock would increase while the children of the devil decrease. And this is a secret method and tactical manuever used by street preachers as they put a notch on their belt for Jesus. Just when you think you can fool a street preacher by invoking the name of Jesus then zap!, in the wink of an eye Jesus got you without you're even knowing you've been captured. How's it feel now knowing that you won't burn in hell? |
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