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The code. There is no code. Here is a take off from Genesis
and the Old King James. The word search is eyes. Now, replace
eyes with your favorit sexual noun. My favorite sexual noun
is pussy. After pulling up eyes in Genesis FYI I replaced eyes
with my favorite noun. Which verse make more sense. Thine eyes
or thine--- read the italicized for humour (way below)




Gen 03:05 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof,
then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, for food, and
that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto
her husband with her; and he did eat.
Gen 03:07 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew
that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made
themselves aprons.
Gen 06:08 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.
Gen 13:10 And Lot lifted up his eyes, and beheld all the plain
of Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before the LORD
destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as the garden of the LORD, like the
land of Egypt, as thou comest unto Zoar.
Gen 13:14 And the LORD said unto Abram, after that Lot was
separated from him, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place
where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward:
Gen 16:04 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and
when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her
eyes.
Gen 16:05 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I
have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had
conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and
thee.
Gen 18:02 And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three
men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the
tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground,
Gen 19:08 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not
known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to
them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for
therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Gen 20:16 And unto Sarah he said, Behold, I have given thy
brother a thousand pieces of silver: behold, he is to thee a covering
of the eyes, unto all that are with thee, and with all other: thus she
was reproved. So Abraham prayed unto God: and God healed Abimelech,
and his wife, and his maidservants; and they bare children.
Gen 21:19 And God opened her eyes, and she saw a well of
water; and she went, and filled the bottle with water, and gave the
lad drink.
Gen 22:04 Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes,
and saw the place afar off.
Gen 22:13 And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and
behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham
went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the
stead of his son.
Gen 24:63 And Isaac went out to meditate in the field at the
eventide: and he lifted up his eyes, and saw, and, behold, the camels
were coming.
Gen 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw
Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Gen 27:01 And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and
his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest
son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am
I.
Gen 30:27 And Laban said unto him, I pray thee, if I have
found favour in thine eyes, tarry: for I have learned by experience
that the LORD hath blessed me for thy sake.
Gen 30:41 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle
did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle
in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
Gen 31:10 And it came to pass at the time that the cattle
conceived, that I lifted up mine eyes, and saw in a dream, and,
behold, the rams which leaped upon the cattle were ringstraked,
speckled, and grisled.
Gen 31:12 And he said, Lift up now thine eyes, and see, all
the rams which leap upon the cattle are ringstraked, speckled, and
grisled: for I have seen all that Laban doeth unto thee.
Gen 31:40 Thus I was; in the day the drought consumed me, and
the frost by night; and my sleep departed from mine eyes.
Gen 33:01 And Jacob lifted up his eyes, and looked, and,
behold, Esau came, and with him four hundred men. And he divided the
children unto Leah, and unto Rachel, and unto the two handmaids.
Gen 33:05 And he lifted up his eyes, and saw the women and the
children; and said, Who are those with thee? And he said, The children
which God hath graciously given thy servant. Then the handmaidens
came near, they and their children, and they bowed themselves.
Gen 34:11 And Shechem said unto her father and unto her
brethren, Let me find grace in your eyes, and what ye shall say unto
me I will give.
Gen 37:25 And they sat down to eat bread: and they lifted up
their eyes and looked, and, behold, a company of Ishmeelites came from
Gilead with their camels bearing spicery and balm and myrrh, going to
carry it down to Egypt. And Judah said unto his brethren, What
profit is it if we slay our brother, and conceal his blood?
Gen 39:07 And it came to pass after these things, that his
master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.
Gen 42:24 And he turned himself about from them, and wept; and
returned to them again, and communed with them, and took from them
Simeon, and bound him before their eyes.
Gen 43:29 And he lifted up his eyes, and saw his brother
Benjamin, his mother's son, and said, Is this your younger brother, of
whom ye spake unto me? And he said, God be gracious unto thee, my son.
Gen 44:21 And thou saidst unto thy servants, Bring him down
unto me, that I may set mine eyes upon him.
Gen 45:12 And, behold, your eyes see, and the eyes of my
brother Benjamin, that it is my mouth that speaketh unto you.
Gen 45:13 And ye shall tell my father of all my glory in
Egypt, and of all that ye have seen; and ye shall haste and bring down
my father hither.
Gen 46:04 I will go down with thee into Egypt; and I will also
surely bring thee up again: and Joseph shall put his hand upon thine
eyes.
Gen 47:19 Wherefore shall we die before thine eyes, both we
and our land? buy us and our land for bread, and we and our land will
be servants unto Pharaoh: and give us seed, that we may live, and not
die, that the land be not desolate. And Joseph bought all the land
of Egypt for Pharaoh; for the Egyptians sold every man his field,
because the famine prevailed over them: so the land became Pharaoh's.
Gen 48:10 Now the eyes of Israel were dim for age, so that he
could not see. And he brought them near unto him; and he kissed them,
and embraced them.
Gen 49:12 His eyes shall be red with wine, and his teeth white
with milk.
Gen 50:04 And when the days of his mourning were past, Joseph
spake unto the house of Pharaoh, saying, If now I have found grace in
your eyes, speak, I pray you, in the ears of Pharaoh, saying,




Gen 03:05 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof,
then your pussy shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, for food, and
that it was pleasant to the pussy, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto
her husband with her; and he did eat.
Gen 03:07 And the pussy of them both were opened, and they knew
that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made
themselves aprons.
Gen 06:08 But Noah found grace in the pussy of the LORD.
Gen 13:10 And Lot lifted up his pussy, and beheld all the plain
of Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before the LORD
destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as the garden of the LORD, like the
land of Egypt, as thou comest unto Zoar.
Gen 13:14 And the LORD said unto Abram, after that Lot was
separated from him, Lift up now thine pussy, and look from the place
where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward:
Gen 16:04 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and
when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her
pussy.
Gen 16:05 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I
have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had
conceived, I was despised in her pussy: the LORD judge between me and
thee.
Gen 18:02 And he lift up his pussy and looked, and, lo, three
men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the
tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground,
Gen 19:08 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not
known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to
them as is good in your pussy: only unto these men do nothing; for
therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Gen 20:16 And unto Sarah he said, Behold, I have given thy
brother a thousand pieces of silver: behold, he is to thee a covering
of the pussy, unto all that are with thee, and with all other: thus she
was reproved. So Abraham prayed unto God: and God healed Abimelech,
and his wife, and his maidservants; and they bare children.
Gen 21:19 And God opened her pussy, and she saw a well of
water; and she went, and filled the bottle with water, and gave the
lad drink.
Gen 22:04 Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his pussy,
and saw the place afar off.
Gen 22:13 And Abraham lifted up his pussy, and looked, and
behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham
went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the
stead of his son.
Gen 24:63 And Isaac went out to meditate in the field at the
eventide: and he lifted up his pussy, and saw, and, behold, the camels
were coming.
Gen 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her pussy, and when she saw
Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Gen 27:01 And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and
his pussy were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest
son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am
I.
Gen 30:27 And Laban said unto him, I pray thee, if I have
found favour in thine pussy, tarry: for I have learned by experience
that the LORD hath blessed me for thy sake.
Gen 30:41 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle
did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the pussy of the cattle
in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
Gen 31:10 And it came to pass at the time that the cattle
conceived, that I lifted up mine pussy, and saw in a dream, and,
behold, the rams which leaped upon the cattle were ringstraked,
speckled, and grisled.
Gen 31:12 And he said, Lift up now thine pussy, and see, all
the rams which leap upon the cattle are ringstraked, speckled, and
grisled: for I have seen all that Laban doeth unto thee.
Gen 31:40 Thus I was; in the day the drought consumed me, and
the frost by night; and my sleep departed from mine pussy.
Gen 33:01 And Jacob lifted up his pussy, and looked, and,
behold, Esau came, and with him four hundred men. And he divided the
children unto Leah, and unto Rachel, and unto the two handmaids.
Gen 33:05 And he lifted up his pussy, and saw the women and the
children; and said, Who are those with thee? And he said, The children
which God hath graciously given thy servant. Then the handmaidens
came near, they and their children, and they bowed themselves.
Gen 34:11 And Shechem said unto her father and unto her
brethren, Let me find grace in your pussy, and what ye shall say unto
me I will give.
Gen 37:25 And they sat down to eat bread: and they lifted up
their pussy and looked, and, behold, a company of Ishmeelites came from
Gilead with their camels bearing spicery and balm and myrrh, going to
carry it down to Egypt. And Judah said unto his brethren, What
profit is it if we slay our brother, and conceal his blood?
Gen 39:07 And it came to pass after these things, that his
master's wife cast her pussy upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.
Gen 42:24 And he turned himself about from them, and wept; and
returned to them again, and communed with them, and took from them
Simeon, and bound him before their pussy.
Gen 43:29 And he lifted up his pussy, and saw his brother
Benjamin, his mother's son, and said, Is this your younger brother, of
whom ye spake unto me? And he said, God be gracious unto thee, my son.
Gen 44:21 And thou saidst unto thy servants, Bring him down
unto me, that I may set mine pussy upon him.
Gen 45:12 And, behold, your pussy see, and the pussy of my
brother Benjamin, that it is my mouth that speaketh unto you.
Gen 45:13 And ye shall tell my father of all my glory in
Egypt, and of all that ye have seen; and ye shall haste and bring down
my father hither.
Gen 46:04 I will go down with thee into Egypt; and I will also
surely bring thee up again: and Joseph shall put his hand upon thine
pussy.
Gen 47:19 Wherefore shall we die before thine pussy, both we
and our land? buy us and our land for bread, and we and our land will
be servants unto Pharaoh: and give us seed, that we may live, and not
die, that the land be not desolate. And Joseph bought all the land
of Egypt for Pharaoh; for the Egyptians sold every man his field,
because the famine prevailed over them: so the land became Pharaoh's.
Gen 48:10 Now the pussy of Israel were dim for age, so that he
could not see. And he brought them near unto him; and he kissed them,
and embraced them.
Gen 49:12 His pussy shall be red with wine, and his teeth white
with milk.
Gen 50:04 And when the days of his mourning were past, Joseph
spake unto the house of Pharaoh, saying, If now I have found grace in
your pussy, speak, I pray you, in the ears of Pharaoh, saying,

Doctor X

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Our Lord. . . .

--J.D.

Sensei Meela

Judges 16:28
Then Samson prayed to the LORD , "...O God, please strengthen me just once more, and let me with one blow get revenge on the Philistines for my two eyes."

...meh...

the_cave

Wait--are those the soft, sweet waves of ~elsewhere~ I hear in the distance...?

Demosthenes

And so those sweet waves have come splashing on the shore and carried this away to ~elsewhere~