stephan huller

Everything that has ever been written about Jesus being a historical man is stupid.

Everything that that has ever been written about Jesus being a god is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Marcion is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Christianity being rooted in Judaism is stupid. In a single blog post here is the answer to everything.

Here is proof what early Christians believed about Jesus, that he was a god, that he was a merciful being, that he appeared in the Pentateuch, that the Marcionites believed this and Clement of Alexandria too. The answer to everything:

http://stephanhuller.blogspot.com/20...ndria-was.html

I haven't lost my mind yet. Just thought I would channel aa for all my future threads here (forgot to use block caps but maybe next time I will remember).

DCHindley

Yes,

Not only stupid, but ignorant, ill-advised, ill-informed, absurd, asinine, daft, fatuous, foolish, futile, imprudent, inane, injudicious, irresponsible, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, ridiculous, senseless and silly, opined by those who are heedless, oblivious, rash, reckless, thoughtless, unaware, uninformed and unwise.

DCH

(Aren't thesauri great?)

spin

It's all just Elephant Talk.

Duke Leto

Unless you wrote the blog post AFTER you wrote the first part of the above post, stephan... Well, rules of logic rules against the blogpost, since it's part of everything that was ever written.

Bronzeage

Everything that has ever been written is stupid. Wait, did I just write that?

Damn.

aa5874

Since the 4th century the Jesus story was known to be foolishness.

Examine the words of Julian the Emperor.

Against the Galileans 1
Now is this not foolishness?? Is not Julian correct?? Examine the NT Canon and Apologetic sources.

1. Mark 6--Jesus WALKS on water.

2. Mark 9--Jesus Transfigures.

3. Mark 16-Jesus resurrects.

4. Matthew 1--Mary becomes pregnant by a Ghost.

5. Matthew 3.--Satan takes Jesus on the Pinnacle of the Temple in Jerusalem.

6. Luke 1--Jesus is the Product of a Ghost.

7. Luke 24--Jesus ATE Fish after the resurrection.

8. John 1--Jesus was God the Creator and existed before anything was made.

9. John 21--Jesus Cooked Fish after his resurrection.

10. Acts 1--Jesus ascended in a cloud.

11. Galatians 1--Jesus was Revealed by God to Paul after the resurrection.

12. Galatians 1--The Pauline Jesus was NOT HUMAN.

13. Ignatius Epistle to the Ephesians---Jesus was God and produced by a Ghost.

14. Aristides' Apology--Jesus was God's Son.

15. Justin's First Apology--Jesus was born without sexual union.

16. Irenaeus' Against Heresies--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

17. Tertullian's On the Flesh of Christ--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

18. Origen's De Principiis--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

19. Eusebius' Church History--Jesus was Divine.

Tigers!

I am very glad you have so succintly vented your spleen.

maryhelena

The road, the search for early christian origins, leads to Philo....

The Josephan writer simply gilded the lily...

outhouse

ignore feature cures all you woes Stephan

stephan huller

spin,

Interestingly enough I have seen King Crimson in concert. One of only a handful of concerts you can be assured not to see a single woman in the audience. Rush would be another. Yes is another. Andrew Dice Clay another.