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06-23-2004, 01:33 PM | #1 | ||||
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New translation of Bible by UK Christian radicals makes St. Paul sex-positive
Radical new translation makes Bible accessible to unchurched
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They'd probably tell Gene Krupa not to go [starts banging on the desk] boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" |
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Woohoo. Why do I have a sudden vision of a Lord Buckley Version of the Bible?
Say, "Lookit here. Here's a little bit of nothin' to me and miles from noplace. You gonna hip me, The King of the Dip, what the lick is?" He says, "I got a good mind to gobble you up!" Jonah said, "Don't you do that, Mr. Whale. Cause if you do I'm gonna knock you in your most delicate gear!" The Whale say, "That do it!" Brrruudummm! And he swallowed Jonah. And here was Jonah slippin' and slidin' from one side of this great sea mammel to another. Fear and terror inside. He couldn't go outthe front end and he was afraid to go out the back end. And all of a sudden he fell down on these great big blubbery rugs and a piteous sound came from Jonah. He said, "Lord! Lord! Can you dig me in this here fish?" And The Lord said, "I got you covered, Jonah." And Jonah say (laughing), say, "Lord's sure got a crazy sense of humor! Maybe that's thereason I dig the cat so much! Tells me he got me covered. He's got me surrounded!" And The Great Lord said, "Jonah! Reach in your water-tight pocketbook and take from there some of the cigarettes you got from the great tree. And courage will return to you!" Excerpted from Jonah and the Whale |
06-24-2004, 04:11 AM | #4 |
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From what I've seen of this book so far,. I like it. As long as it is remembered that it is one translation among many, it shoudl stimulate peole to think about Scriptuire afresh, and I think that is a good thing.
We must not forget that other translations stress their doctrinal origins also, e.g. the NIV says in Genesis 2:8 'now the Lord God HAD planted a garden' to avoid the accusation of two cretaion stories. |
06-24-2004, 11:03 AM | #5 |
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Back when I was still a 12 yo captive Xtian, my mom sent me to Lutheran camp. We kids had a text called Good News for Modern Man. Supposed to be in the vernacular. It was kind of lame.
I still remember one character "took it on the lam." |
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