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Ghostdog · 12-07-2006, 12:22 PM

A very simple question with a very simple answer. Let me explain it in this way. You Christian folk claim the bible is the direct word of god. Well I just wrote this on a piece of paper "And so the great Lord of Cheese descended from the heavens and all of the seven seas turned to molten mozerella. So was the coming of the end of the world". Now how do you know a god didn't just make me write it? Do you see what I'm trying to say?

windsofchange · 12-07-2006, 12:25 PM

Cheeses Christ!

Now that's a religion you can sink your teeth into.

Thomas II · 12-07-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostdog

A very simple question with a very simple answer. Let me explain it in this way. You Christian folk claim the bible is the direct word of god. Well I just wrote this on a piece of paper "And so the great Lord of Cheese descended from the heavens and all of the seven seas turned to molten mozerella. So was the coming of the end of the world". Now how do you know a god didn't just make me write it? Do you see what I'm trying to say?

FONDUE!!!

suttsteve · 12-07-2006, 02:02 PM

Besides the fact that is has around 420 contradictions, that it was written at a time when people had practically no knowledge of real-world science, that it promotes hatred and violence, that it's basically just a very poorly-written book of bedtime stories...

Gee, I don't know.

Wayne Delia · 12-07-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostdog

A very simple question with a very simple answer. Let me explain it in this way. You Christian folk claim the bible is the direct word of god. Well I just wrote this on a piece of paper "And so the great Lord of Cheese descended from the heavens and all of the seven seas turned to molten mozerella.

"I think He said, Blessed are the Cheesemakers." (Monty Python's Life of Brian)

WMD

EarlOfLade · 12-07-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Delia

"I think He said, Blessed are the Cheesemakers." (Monty Python's Life of Brian)

WMD

Oh no! You must be the Cheese Wizz!

Scerab · 12-07-2006, 03:08 PM

the an apocalypse i'm looking forword to...you should start your own religion, get off on taxis

Weltall · 12-07-2006, 09:49 PM

As soon as I got to plants existing before sunlight, I shut the book. A Song of Ice and Fire is much better fantasy, has fewer contradictions and more engaging characters... they're probably about equal in sex and violence though.

His Noodly Appendage · 12-07-2006, 10:02 PM

I thought a line of dairy based cosmetics would rock...

"Put your face in cheeses"

RAFH · 12-07-2006, 10:27 PM

I'm discounting it because there's too many around and they aren't moving well.

12-07-2006, 12:22 PM	#1
Ghostdog Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bay Area Posts: 696	Why do atheists discount the bible? A very simple question with a very simple answer. Let me explain it in this way. You Christian folk claim the bible is the direct word of god. Well I just wrote this on a piece of paper "And so the great Lord of Cheese descended from the heavens and all of the seven seas turned to molten mozerella. So was the coming of the end of the world". Now how do you know a god didn't just make me write it? Do you see what I'm trying to say?

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12-07-2006, 12:25 PM	#2
windsofchange Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The achingly beautiful San Fernando Valley Posts: 2,206	Cheeses Christ! Now that's a religion you can sink your teeth into.

12-07-2006, 02:02 PM	#4
suttsteve Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North America Posts: 327	Besides the fact that is has around 420 contradictions, that it was written at a time when people had practically no knowledge of real-world science, that it promotes hatred and violence, that it's basically just a very poorly-written book of bedtime stories... Gee, I don't know.

12-07-2006, 03:08 PM	#7
Scerab Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NS, Canada Posts: 8	the an apocalypse i'm looking forword to...you should start your own religion, get off on taxis

12-07-2006, 09:49 PM	#8
Weltall Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Francisco Posts: 3,283	As soon as I got to plants existing before sunlight, I shut the book. A Song of Ice and Fire is much better fantasy, has fewer contradictions and more engaging characters... they're probably about equal in sex and violence though.

12-07-2006, 10:02 PM	#9
His Noodly Appendage Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,513	I thought a line of dairy based cosmetics would rock... "Put your face in cheeses"

12-07-2006, 10:27 PM	#10
RAFH Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kahaluu, Hawaii Posts: 6,400	I'm discounting it because there's too many around and they aren't moving well.

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