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Xulfer Cirtsag · 01-21-2005, 08:01 AM

Must I remind you of my ironclad proof that god views guinea pigs as totally depraved, and furthermore, since they are incapable of receiving salvation, they deserve to be roasted, perhaps with lemon/orange glaze?

IamMoose · 01-21-2005, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Must I remind you of my ironclad proof that god views guinea pigs as totally depraved, and furthermore, since they are incapable of receiving salvation, they deserve to be roasted, perhaps with lemon/orange glaze?

Now I KNOW you're a philistine. Orange? With rodent?

(the first person who tells me that guinea pigs are not rodents but cavies will earn my lasting displeasure

).

Xulfer Cirtsag · 01-21-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

Now I KNOW you're a philistine. Orange? With rodent?

(the first person who tells me that guinea pigs are not rodents but cavies will earn my lasting displeasure

).

Hah! As if Brits have any sort of instinct about cooking!

socratoad · 01-21-2005, 08:31 AM

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Hah! As if Brits have any sort of instinct about cooking!

Your being elitist. Brits are renowned for their famous method for cooking vegetables: boil until the vegetable in question turns to mush; drain, add fresh water and boil for one hour or until all traces of flavour have been removed. Dump on platter and serve to happy expectant family or guests.

Xulfer Cirtsag · 01-21-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by socratoad

Your being elitist. Brits are renowned for their famous method for cooking vegetables: boil until the vegetable in question turns to mush; drain, add fresh water and boil for one hour or until all traces of flavour have been removed. Dump on platter and serve to happy expectant family or guests.

mmm, gruel.

IamMoose · 01-21-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by socratoad

Your being elitist. Brits are renowned for their famous method for cooking vegetables: boil until the vegetable in question turns to mush; drain, add fresh water and boil for one hour or until all traces of flavour have been removed. Dump on platter and serve to happy expectant family or guests.

*looks embarrassed and says . . actually, that IS how I cook veggies*

Hey Toad! You're on 3000 posts!!!

*hands you a steaming platter of guinea pig with the crap boiled out of it*

IamMoose · 01-21-2005, 09:24 AM

And i am on 1400!!!!! (except I am not now, since I am about to post this).

Do I, would you all say, post slut too much? :huh:

socratoad · 01-21-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

*looks embarrassed and says . . actually, that IS how I cook veggies*

Hey Toad! You're on 3000 posts!!!

*hands you a steaming platter of guinea pig with the crap boiled out of it*

Thanks Moose, we critters gotta stick together :wave: . I had not even noticed that I was that close to the big 3. I guess I don't want to admit to myself that I don't have a life.

RE: cooking, guess ya don't havta worry about bacteria

Xulfer Cirtsag · 01-21-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by socratoad

Thanks Moose, we critters gotta stick together :wave: . I had not even noticed that I was that close to the big 3. I guess I don't want to admit to myself that I don't have a life.

RE: cooking, guess ya don't havta worry about bacteria

Toads and meese are not critters. Varmints maybe, but not critters.

MonCapitan2002 · 01-21-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

Yup! 100% unmitigated integrity here. You clicked expecting to see a nice guinea pig, and a nice guinea pig was what you got. Just like Thompson's water-seal (tm), it 'does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Well that is good to know. It's nice to know that there are people here with 100% integrity.

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01-21-2005, 08:01 AM	#21
Xulfer Cirtsag Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: no, not there, try again Posts: 1,752	Must I remind you of my ironclad proof that god views guinea pigs as totally depraved, and furthermore, since they are incapable of receiving salvation, they deserve to be roasted, perhaps with lemon/orange glaze?

01-21-2005, 09:24 AM	#27
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	And i am on 1400!!!!! (except I am not now, since I am about to post this). Do I, would you all say, post slut too much? :huh:

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