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Old 04-29-2004, 12:10 PM   #111
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here is the satellite photo:

I just can't understand why everyone seems so skeptical. The arc is perfectly clear in this image. Granted, the circumference of the circle to which this arc belongs must be rather large (as the arc is only a few degrees short of a straight line), but still, it's clearly.....

Oh, you meant arK......well, that's just a load of bollocks...

Nevermind....
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It is a done deal! Just ask these guys...

And if you think the boat shape in the snow is something, check out this bad boy:

http://www.wyattmuseum.com/images/wpe109.jpg

Based on the preponderance of these boat shapes all over the region, it is disgustingly clear that Noah didn't have just one boat, he had a goddamn navy!
That's one of the websites I've been looking for.

Anyone know anything about neolithic metallurgy? I am quite skeptical that titanium would have been used as the primary alloy ingredient in those rivets at that time. I thought that copper and iron (steel) were the primary metals of choice. Please enlighten me.

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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What the hell is all this "bow" business? Ark advocates today have reconstructed a boxlike vessel based on Biblical descriptions, something like this:



That's the only way to justfiy the incredible tonnage and other rationalizations (number of juvenile "kinds", food storage, etc.) in all their presentations. I attended a lecture last year entitled "The True Story of Noah's Ark" that analyzed an identical craft, very similar to the analysis at this site, which reaffirms that:

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Apparently the ark was simply a floating bargelike craft. The Hebrew word for ark means simply box. It didn’t need a prow or rudder. It didn’t need any sails, oars or any other type of propulsion; it simply had to float. Since it was constructed in a boxlike configuration, the interior carrying capacity would be maximized.
Once you start claiming that the Ark is now bow-shaped, all their zany measurements and rationalizations are torpedoed because the volume of a bowed craft constrained by the dimensions given in the Bible is considerably less than a box built to the same specs.

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A cubit is approximately 18 inches (.46 meters). Most Hebrew scholars believe the cubit to have measured between 17 and 21 inches. Some estimates even put it around 25 inches. If the 18-inch cubit were used, the ark would have been 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high (137 by 23 by 14 meters). And if a larger cubit were used, the ark would of course have been proportionately larger.
A bowed craft matching this description is 75 feet at one point: the center of the deck. After that, it tapers to a point forward and aft of the center. Same from top to bottom as it tapers: wide on top, narrow on bottom. A helluvalot less room than a box.

Hasn't anyone pointed this out, yet?
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That's one of the websites I've been looking for.

Anyone know anything about neolithic metallurgy? I am quite skeptical that titanium would have been used as the primary alloy ingredient in those rivets at that time. I thought that copper and iron (steel) were the primary metals of choice. Please enlighten me.

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Well apart from French anthropological theory that star travellers gave the Dogon the secrets of iron; this might help-

http://www.sron.nl/~jheise/akkadian/prehistory.html

It is Mesopotamian, therefore it should be relevant.

But Titanium!!? Steel!!? See Bessemer et al. I really don't know what these people are on. LSD by any chance?
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What the hell is all this "bow" business? Ark advocates today have reconstructed a boxlike vessel based on Biblical descriptions, something like this:
Great post gravitybow. It's obviously a houseboat. Now it's where's the houseboat game. Do you think God played a harmonica by any chance? It's either a musical instrument or a cheesegrater. 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like a harmonica.

See the steps attached to the end? I think that's for when Noah's finished skiing.
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Well apart from French anthropological theory that star travellers gave the Dogon the secrets of iron; this might help-

http://www.sron.nl/~jheise/akkadian/prehistory.html

It is Mesopotamian, therefore it should be relevant.

But Titanium!!? Steel!!? See Bessemer et al. I really don't know what these people are on. LSD by any chance?
Thanks Heurismus. Lead, silver, then copper and all of the copper alloys (bronzes). Gosh, I think I learned something today.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like a harmonica.
See the steps attached to the end? I think that's for when Noah's finished skiing.
How many Evinrude's or Mercuries do you think powered this skii boat then? Must be inboard/outboard, but I haven't got a catalogue from the period so we can only guess. As to the steps, that's a good point; bloody small ark then isn't it? I still think it's a harmonica masquerading as a detailed line drawing. No doubt Hannibal and his brother Hasdrubal were inspired by the fact that Noah could get his elephants off of Ararat.

As stated in my first post on this thread. If this turns out to be a hoax, which I confidently state it is; it would not disprove the 'validity' of an Ark, but it would prove what inexactitudinarians these people are.
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"Don't Mess with the Potamian." said the man from Ur.
:notworthy Yeah, don't mess with him, hippo shit is baaaad shit man. Stronger than Acapulco Gold!!!
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As stated in my first post on this thread. If this turns out to be a hoax, which I confidently state it is; it would not disprove the 'validity' of an Ark, but it would prove what inexactitudinarians these people are.
Yeah, I suppose the Ark is pornography for Biblicists: don't have to define it, just know it when we see it.
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Weren't you the same person who said on page one that there was "enough evidence" to conclude it's actually a boat?
No, I said "if" they get the oportunity to study this "and" it is a boat, there will be enough physical evidence to prove it. If it came out any differently I am sorry. I enjoy this kind of stuff but don't put any religous notions to any of it.

As far as the biblical diluge, I have to wonder about what was being referred to as the world. Since the bible is the story of the relationship between God and His chosen people would it not be possible that the usage of "the world" pertaiined to the Hebrew world as they knew it? Wouldn't it be possible that there was a period of great rains that flooded a large area of the Middle East at one time similar to the annual flooding that has created waddies?
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