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Toto · 05-14-2011, 05:58 PM

Just a footnote to what is becoming a circus:

http://www.facebook.com/JesusBirtherMovement

Jesus Birther Movement - what is it really?

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~The jesus Birther Movement is not about actually wanting a birth certificate of jesus, since they didn't exist at the time.

~Fact: Many people named jesus have lived and many people named jesus live today but the bible's magic jesus never did.

~The jesus Birther Movement was inspired by the American, Barack Obama Birther Movement. Our name is a mockery of that movement but let us assure you, The jesus Birther Movement is real and legitimate. Our claims are true while the Barack Obama Birther Movement is a complete and utter lie!

The Barack Obama Birther Movement is led by the christian right and mostly conservative republicans, who also claim that the bible jesus is a factual history. The Barack Obama Birther Movement has taken on a religious following, in which its members will not accept anything as proof against their claim. Showing them the certificate or the newspaper announcements are not proof and nothing would be. It is a religious stance. Even if they were brought back in time with a time machine and witnessed Obama's birth, they would deny it. Similar as to how they believe in their bible's imaginary, magical, impossible and invisible jesus.

~We demand that the Barack Obama Birther Movement, have the same passion and drive to investigate their jesus in which they can't even produce his actual birthday.

mountainman · 05-14-2011, 06:31 PM

What happens if we find out that Jesus's Birth Certificate reads with a DOB of 28 October 312 CE, and the location of Rome?

jgoodguy · 05-14-2011, 09:10 PM

Check the parents to see if one is Muslim.

Steven Carr · 05-15-2011, 01:18 PM

Don't these birther people know that a True Scholar takes false stories about somebody's birth, written for ideological purposes, and contradicting each other and extracts history from falsehood, working out that Obama was born in Kenya, sorry, Jesus was born about 4 BC.

Obama being born in Kenya is a falsehood based on lies and agenda-driven writing about his birth, while Jesus being born in about 4BC is based on lies and agenda-driven writing about his birth which are now in the Bible,so must be true.

Guest46854 · 05-15-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoodguy

Check the parents to see if one is Muslim.

They were certainly both Arabs

-or Egyptians :huh:

braces_for_impact · 05-15-2011, 02:09 PM

One of Jesus's parents was a Jew from Israel and the other was, erm, from somewhere else, so I hate to belabor the point here, but Jesus is not a U.S. citizen. He is ineligible to be president.

ApostateAbe · 05-15-2011, 06:48 PM

It is like a variation of Poe's Law going on. Do you think these people are actual atheists or just Christians playing a joke?

Toto · 05-15-2011, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

It is like a variation of Poe's Law going on. Do you think these people are actual atheists or just Christians playing a joke?

I think the primary aim is to mock the Obama birthers. The stuff about Jesus is rather secondary.

ApostateAbe · 05-15-2011, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Toto

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

It is like a variation of Poe's Law going on. Do you think these people are actual atheists or just Christians playing a joke?

I think the primary aim is to mock the Obama birthers. The stuff about Jesus is rather secondary.

I think you are right.

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05-14-2011, 06:31 PM	#2
mountainman Contributor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Falls Creek, Oz. Posts: 11,192	What happens if we find out that Jesus's Birth Certificate reads with a DOB of 28 October 312 CE, and the location of Rome?

05-14-2011, 09:10 PM	#3
jgoodguy Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 400	Check the parents to see if one is Muslim.

05-15-2011, 01:18 PM	#4
Steven Carr Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: England Posts: 5,629	Don't these birther people know that a True Scholar takes false stories about somebody's birth, written for ideological purposes, and contradicting each other and extracts history from falsehood, working out that Obama was born in Kenya, sorry, Jesus was born about 4 BC. Obama being born in Kenya is a falsehood based on lies and agenda-driven writing about his birth, while Jesus being born in about 4BC is based on lies and agenda-driven writing about his birth which are now in the Bible,so must be true.

05-15-2011, 02:09 PM	#6
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	One of Jesus's parents was a Jew from Israel and the other was, erm, from somewhere else, so I hate to belabor the point here, but Jesus is not a U.S. citizen. He is ineligible to be president.

05-15-2011, 06:48 PM	#7
ApostateAbe Contributor Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: MT Posts: 10,656	It is like a variation of Poe's Law going on. Do you think these people are actual atheists or just Christians playing a joke?

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