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Heurismus · 12-28-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KingLouie

I believe that Jesus had an organism.

From the Jungles of Creation,

Kang Louie

:rolling:

And don't worry (as if you were anyway) I have found a source for it again, but no organism details I'm afraid.

Mageth · 12-28-2004, 02:35 PM

Of course Jesus had an orgasm. He promised to come again, after all, in the much-awaited "Second Coming." How could he come again if he didn't come a first time?

Mr. Aardvark · 12-30-2004, 07:19 PM

I wonder if we would have even heard of Jesus if he'd had more?

orangedog · 12-30-2004, 08:16 PM

Have enjoyed reading this thread!

I read somewhere that Jesus no doubt had an erection when the 'loose woman' kissed his feet and cried onto them and wiped her tears away with her hair.

Not being male, and being very young when I read this, I was a bit stunned at this information!

Gawen · 01-02-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by orangedog

Have enjoyed reading this thread!

I read somewhere that Jesus no doubt had an erection when the 'loose woman' kissed his feet and cried onto them and wiped her tears away with her hair.

Not being male, and being very young when I read this, I was a bit stunned at this information!

1:21: and she didst annoint the Lords feet and began to suckle upon His big toe
1:22: whereupon he didst moan and utter
1:23: Up woman and reveal unto me where thou livist. I am turned on to great effect and seek relief in the way only ye can doest.
1:24: And she took the Lord by his loin cloth and procedeth to pull him unto her
1:25: Whereupon she didst give Him a truly great smack on the lips, afterwards saying
1:26: I feel my Lords manhood pressing against me and I livst there, upon the hill at # 69.

If you want to read the rest, see The Book of Porn.

Tubby Lardmore · 01-02-2005, 01:41 PM

How about this: Did Jesus ever drink wine? It is strongly implied that he did, in that wine was served at the Last Supper, and he was said to have turned water into wine. The church I grew up in served Welch's grape juice in their communion, which was done only about once a year. The consumption of alcohol in any amount was strongly discouraged.

If Jesus did drink wine, did the ethanol affect the way his brain functioned for a time afterward?

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12-28-2004, 02:35 PM	#32
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	Of course Jesus had an orgasm. He promised to come again, after all, in the much-awaited "Second Coming." How could he come again if he didn't come a first time?

12-30-2004, 07:19 PM	#33
Mr. Aardvark Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Near Philly Posts: 265	I wonder if we would have even heard of Jesus if he'd had more?

12-30-2004, 08:16 PM	#34
orangedog Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: UK Posts: 19	Have enjoyed reading this thread! I read somewhere that Jesus no doubt had an erection when the 'loose woman' kissed his feet and cried onto them and wiped her tears away with her hair. Not being male, and being very young when I read this, I was a bit stunned at this information!

01-02-2005, 01:41 PM	#36
Tubby Lardmore Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,470	How about this: Did Jesus ever drink wine? It is strongly implied that he did, in that wine was served at the Last Supper, and he was said to have turned water into wine. The church I grew up in served Welch's grape juice in their communion, which was done only about once a year. The consumption of alcohol in any amount was strongly discouraged. If Jesus did drink wine, did the ethanol affect the way his brain functioned for a time afterward?

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