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12-21-2004, 02:35 PM | #1 |
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Conclusive proof that Jesus did miracles
Historical Christian Site Said to Be Found
Some clay jar fragments are dug up in Israel, near the supposed location of biblical Cana, and hey presto, the miracle of Turning The Water Into Wine is as good as validated. No, this is not a joke, this is apparently AP reporting at it's finest. I'm starting to despair at the credulity of modern journalists. Exactly when did the Associated Press become a wholely-owned subsidiary of the Southern Baptist Convention? Stay tuned for tomorrow's scoop: Our intrepid AP reporter digs up a basket fragment, and writes about the Feeding Of The Five Thousand. |
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Wow, this is exciting. Hey, there was also a bull's skull found in an ancient Minoan cemetery in Crete. That must confirm Hercules' 7th Labor.
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Where's Ben Witherington when we need him?
Someone needs to validate this newest archaeological 'discovery'. After all, Ben tells us that God trickles these artifacts out one a time, to build our faith.
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Thus the "Two-Cana" theory is engendered.....
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Well, that just proves that he was truly the Son of God. After all, who but the Son of God could perform the same miracle at two different places at the same time? [/apologist mode]
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It MUST be true,I just saw it on tv and as far as I know that means it must be true-just kidding.Actually the scary bit is that it was presented as a straight report complete with earnest young Israel Antiquities Authority spokesperson telling us these are AJC's Cana waterpots.
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