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Earl IV · 03-30-2009, 10:09 PM

Jebus cursed a fig tree.

spamandham · 03-30-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Earl IV

Jebus cursed a fig tree.

This one is actually a parable, so I wouldn't count it. Actually, the entire gospel might be nothing more than parables.

Earl IV · 03-30-2009, 10:25 PM

Stop wiping your ass with my toast!

:Cheeky:

spamandham · 03-30-2009, 10:27 PM

Illogical Bible verses:

- "in the beginning god created...."; note, this implies the existence of time prior to the existence of time. A true contradiction.
- talking snake; hello???
- magical land of everlasting life known as Eden
- man created from dirt
- woman created from a man's rib
...skipping ahead a bit...
- the source of multiple languages is a giant tower
- blowing trumpets causes walls to fall
- a magic stick that turns rivers to blood

Basically, all the outrageous absurdities are illogical. We don't need to waste time talking about PI or grasshoppers.

Cap'n Ahab · 04-01-2009, 10:44 PM

Don't forget the one where Jesus prays for God to kill a tree... and God actually does it...

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03-30-2009, 10:09 PM	#31
Earl IV Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Somewhere between lost and hopelessly lost Posts: 6,336	Jebus cursed a fig tree.

03-30-2009, 10:25 PM	#33
Earl IV Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Somewhere between lost and hopelessly lost Posts: 6,336	Stop wiping your ass with my toast! :Cheeky:

03-30-2009, 10:27 PM	#34
spamandham Contributor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 11,525	Illogical Bible verses: - "in the beginning god created...."; note, this implies the existence of time prior to the existence of time. A true contradiction. - talking snake; hello??? - magical land of everlasting life known as Eden - man created from dirt - woman created from a man's rib ...skipping ahead a bit... - the source of multiple languages is a giant tower - blowing trumpets causes walls to fall - a magic stick that turns rivers to blood Basically, all the outrageous absurdities are illogical. We don't need to waste time talking about PI or grasshoppers.

04-01-2009, 10:44 PM	#35
Cap'n Ahab Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: TX Posts: 65	Don't forget the one where Jesus prays for God to kill a tree... and God actually does it...

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