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Old 08-03-2005, 03:03 PM   #11
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"Was the pancake Jesus in the Bible the real made up one, unlike Sparticus, who was in real history?"
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:07 PM   #12
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This is Biblical Criticism & History. We have no sense of humor that we are aware of.
Peter, Peter, Peter.
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Don't say you don't get it. I bet them blokes in the Vatican are pissing themsleves.

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Old 08-03-2005, 03:11 PM   #13
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Peter, Peter, Peter.
Biblical.
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Don't say you don't get it. I bet them blokes in the Vatican are pissing themsleves.

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Personally I've always preferred The Bible Funhouse. While still contradictory, it is less so.
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Shroud of Turing? Should be able to do something with that.

Some of us have a sense of humor, but this is still heading for the Humor forum.
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Peter, Peter, Peter.
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And History.
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Why am I laughing at that?
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Old 08-04-2005, 05:01 PM   #16
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Dammit, Boro, you just keep topping your previous best! Wow!
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Shroud of Turing? Should be able to do something with that.

Some of us have a sense of humor, but this is still heading for the Humor forum.
Yes Turing was the last apostle! Jesus will be reborn as an AI (or rather an UTM).
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Who was Jesus?

You must mean Jesus Zelaya the Miracle Mechanic. He retired last year and went back to Argentina.

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Old 08-04-2005, 09:42 PM   #19
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Y'all mean the bowler in The Big Lebowski, right?

"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
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Who was Jesus?

You must mean Jesus Zelaya the Miracle Mechanic. He retired last year and went back to Argentina.

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Yes, but I heard he's coming back. Something he had to take care of. Something about seven broken seals. I assumed it was something to do with an engine.
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