TySixtus

Better yet, why would Roman soldiers (they had to be Roman, the Jews were not allowed to have soldiers, only a small emergency militia, IIRC) guard the tomb of someone they just crucified? Don't they have better things to do? Expecially if a goddamn boulder had sealed off the entrance? Who could possibly break in?

Just another inconsistancy in an unending stream of silliness...

Ty

offa

How did Jesus get out of his tomb, and why did the soldiers not
see him leave the tomb?


Soldiers = Agrippa
Agrippa, as one person, represents the soldiers. In Sicily
in WWII Patton was "the soldiers". In the Gulf War General Schwarzkopt
would represent the "the soldiers". During the crucifixion Agrippa
was "the soldiers". When Jesus' garment was divvied up between "the
soldiers", it was divvied to one person, being Agrippa. A few years
later he will be wearing this same garment when he dies.


ACT 12:21 And upon a set day Herod, arrayed in royal apparel, sat upon
his throne, and made an oration unto them.



Agrippa, as "the soldiers", is replaced by "Ananus the Younger" with
Ananus being his servant. Agrippa appoints Ananus to guard the tomb,
Ananus becomes "the soldiers".

If you read the "Gospel of Peter" you will be told about the nails
being pulled from Jesus' hand's with no mention of them being pulled
from his feet. In other words, his feet were not pierced.

Jesus did not die during the crucifixion and walked all by himself
out of the cave in which he was placed.

What was Jesus wearing? He was probably wearing some sort of robe.
He would not be naked, and, Mary Magdalene was his spouse. They were
intimates.

Locations are a mandatory necessary. Jesus was not crucified in
nowadays Jerusalem. There were several Jerusalems. This particular
Jerusalem had caves carved in rock. It took a journey for Caiaphas
to get there. Caiaphas and Agrippa and Antipas had to go back to
another Jerusalem to attend services. They could not stay at this
location.

Steven Carr

They would have had to guard it for ever.

As the disciples only went public 7 weeks later, they could have stolen Jesus body any time in that 7 weeks and say it went missing after 3 days.

apparently the body was given to a secret Jesus sympathiser.

If evidence damaging to Scientology was given to a secret Scientology sympathiser to look after, wouldn't it be a miracle if that evidence went missing? Just no other reasonable explanation for the evidence vanishing. It just has to be a miracle that damaging evidence to Christianity vanished after being given to a secret Christian supporter.

TySixtus

Why? Can you explain that? Why weren't they, then?

Yeah, Imagine that. Kind of like Joseph Smith's magical golden tablets rising into heaven to be received by the angels. But no one was there to see it! What bad luck...

Ty