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08-27-2008, 11:23 AM | #1 |
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Elisha and the bears
on this site http://friendlyatheist.com/4246/illu...ible/#comments
I found these 2 quotes My Hasidic nephew justified the 2 Kings story by quoting some rabbinic source, which said that it wasn’t children making fun of the prophet Elisha, but adolescent punks. He seemed to think that made it more justifiable! and I’ve heard that justification also. But, the added ingredient was that the young punks were teenage boys who were threatening Elisha with death by telling him “to go up” which means they were going to kill him. I don’t know if the passage supports this. It all hinges on the definition of the Hebrew word describing the age of the children. I do find it curious that translations of the Bible are respected until they come under attack. Then it’s all revisionist linguistics. So what is the deal? What age were the boys and what were they telling Elisha?:huh: |
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Here's a good page on both of your questions from the typical conservative Christian view. I especially found this part enlightening:
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This page is a good read and goes along with everything I was taught in Christianity about this particular story. I'll be curious to see what others say. |
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I'm adding this as a separate post because it shows traditional Jewish views of this story:
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Both seem like unrealistic justifications for the story. |
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Haven't seen this in a while.
Elisha and the bears II Elisha and the bears I and other threads linked therein. I have never seen even a halfway decent religious defense of this passage. It's purpose seems to be to make YHWH look like an irrational, vengeful, abusive force. |
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The message to me seems to be "DO NOT OFFEND THE LORD THY GOD'S EARTHLY REPRESENTATIVES, OR ELSE!"
...also, the bear in this story is obviously the historical "Winnie the Poo". After all, is a trained bear really so far fetched? |
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I addressed this matter almost two years ago in a strip I drew. Here's the strip.. The thread, yet another Elisha and the Bear thread, is buried here at IIDB somewhere!
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The apologists will never give up. Their God is just, dammit! and no amount of evidence to the contrary will change that.
BTW Dawn, have you, er, changed somehow? In your profile you now say you think you are an agnostic. |
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LOL @ the buxom she-bear :rolling:
Nice. Way better than my drawing attempts. |
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Well you have to remember, defenders of this story also have to have come to terms with Noah's Flood.
Every single living person ('cept 8) was so wicked that they all deserved to drown. If they'd only chosen to live by God's commandments, which were due to be published in another 1000 years, they'd probably have deserved life. Their choice, the wicked fools. Making 42 kids laughing at an adult's baldness into a street gang of idolators threatening an elder seems to satisfy the Faithful that it was a good thing to have their guts spread around by bear claws. Obviously it was their choice to worship either the wrong god, or the right god by the wrong means, and disrespect on one of God's prophets so he could call upon God to punish the silly bastards to death. Surely the example and message of Jesus, that of redemption, second chances, forgiveness and mercy, informs the themes that run through both stories, almost like a software dialogue window. Quote:
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Do you think this story also plays into the argument that all people are sinful? Even little children are capable of doing some great evil according to this (admittedly poor) example. Kind of story that makes parents want to be sure THEIR child isn't the one acting in that manner. You know parents then make sure they are raising them in the ways of Lord. This story shows if you piss God off you die in a horrific way so best be sure to toe that line. Reminds me of stories of the bogeyman.
The same thing with the flood. When I was young my mom justified the flood in 2 ways. 1) God could read the hearts of even 1 day old infants and see that they were going to grow up to be just like their evil parents so he was justified in killing them. 2) Taking infants from their parents would cause untold pain to their parents and maybe even leading Noah to be attacked. And how could Noah and his spawn care for that many infants? (We were only talking about babies under 2 or so.) I guess the parents would have felt so much better when their child died. Spared them that pain of separation because we all know watching your baby drown is so much easier. The other thing I was thinking about was how "men of God" are so much more disrespected today. Hasidic men can get attacked, Christian preachers are openly derided, imans (sp?) get arrested for praying at airports. So whichever version of monotheism you like the religious leaders are getting stomped on so much worse than Elisha and his sensitive bald head. Why aren't there any bears running around mauling us? Maybe God has evolved and doesn't need senseless violence anymore? |
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