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Old 10-10-2004, 11:27 AM   #1
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GOD

God has always been here. God has always been in the Universe. THEY have always been here. They to be explained later.

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years ago is a 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000th of a second in God'
s time. God does not exist in out time continuim, but they do at the same time. God is everywhere and nowhere.

The Universe is endless. It has an end in the Universe that we understand, which would be moons, planets, suns/stars, solar systems, galaxies, universes and beyond. But even beyond that, beyond what we understand as human beings is a series of beings that created the TOTAL UNIVERSE, there is an empty or full expance. Imagine a creator or creators who could do this. An intellegent force in the Universe who created the red spot on Jupiter. A simple example, but we as humans are very simple and there are few oreciuos things that we have seen outside of our solar system. We are still before the stone age in space exploration and the minimal understanding about time/space/continums/time displacement/universal life etc. if there is life in the universe, it is thousands if not millions of light years away.

The Universe could not have happened by accident. See the artistry of it. the colrs, the lights, the darkness thereof. This is a product of a creator and not by accident.

There is perfection in the Universe. The Earth has revolved around the sun the same time since forever before.

Our planet, solar system and local galaxy would not even measured as an atoll in the Universal Earth.

One day, the three Gods came together and decided to create others. the reasons why they did is so far beyond our thinking. These beings were Angels. Angels were fierce but usually dependable. But one day a third rebelled against God. Their leader was Lucifer, once known affectionately as the "Son of the Morning". He played the lead chamber music in God's heaven. God's Elton John as it were. Then the Son of the Morning decided to take over the Universe, but failed. Thiswas the first sin that has happened since forever.

The Son of the Morning became of course Satan.

The question would be, why would satan rebel against God?
Surely Satan knew it was a created being and could never kill its master, especially a master he may have served for ten of millions of years. God created Satan and the angels to serve Him. Why do minions need to serve God if God is infinite anyway? Was God lonely? Was God hungry? Did God need to be loved and entertained?

God created the Earth, the heavens and the Universe 5,000 years ago. Why not? Maybe we as humans do not really understand what happened in our geologic record.

God decided to make man after OUR image. I am sure he created a man on this planet who was 9 feet tall, with a 2 foot Johnson. He ran the length of the earth for 2 days. then God put him to sleep and when he awoke their was an 8 foot 7 inch black haired goddess whoinstantly loves you and do what you ask. men are stronger than women physically, but emotionally it is the other way around.

The creator told them they need to eat. But the food was free. Except for this one tree in the corner of the eternal garden.eat of this fruit and you shall die. The woman walks through the garden one day and was approached by a snake. The snake told her that she would understand the God if she ate of the fruit. Maybe Eve thought that this being was also speaking for God too. Why not. She ate. She got so high she came back home and told Adam to do the same.

Part 2 tomorrow if you don't die of boredom.

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I do not see a clear mention of the Bible here. Off to GRD.
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please do not come in here and preach at us. It is boring and offensive. This is one of the few non-theist spaces we have. If you want to make an argument, ask a question, or even chime in with a theist point of view, feel free, but this preaching offers us nothing we haven't heard before and prefer to avoid.

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