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Old 01-25-2005, 09:09 AM   #91
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It might be tougher to attract women that way. I tried smearing myself with chocolate and that didn't work even.
Bet you went down a treat with the local cat and dog populations tho, eh?
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:19 AM   #92
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*artistically drapes bowl of spaghetti over self*

hang on wait .. I DON'T want to attract guys. I've had enough of guys to last me a lifetime..
So you want to attract girls then? Awesome! :thumbs:
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So you want to attract girls then? Awesome! :thumbs:
I want to attract armadillos.
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I want to attract armadillos.
You can make an excellent chili using armadillos.
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I want to attract armadillos.
Why armadillos? Have you decided to try bestiality? I hope you don't get arrested for "knowing" an armadillo as you would "know" a man.
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:26 AM   #96
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You can make an excellent chili using armadillos.
I wasn't trying to attract them for food purposes!

*is scandalised*
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So you do plan to get frsiky with armadillos! You are very naughty!
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:29 AM   #98
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I wasn't trying to attract them for food purposes!

*is scandalised*
Aren't you trying to go low carb? The animal kingdom is your culinary friend then.
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:35 AM   #99
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Aren't you trying to go low carb? The animal kingdom is your culinary friend then.
This is true. I think you'd break your teeth on an armadillo though.
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This is true. I think you'd break your teeth on an armadillo though.
That's why it's best to run them over with a gigantic H2 Hummer then. :devil1:
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