Hi folks,

The following is part of my ongoing research into the origins of Christianity. Any comments would be greatly appreciated.

Mythicist Acharya S in her brilliant book "The Christ Conspiracy", writes: "The Great City in Revelation is the city of the Gods,located in the heavens, with the 12 gates of the zodiac. The 'tree of life' in the city that bears 'twelve manner of fruit' is also the zodiac."

I noticed that the 12 eggs in my refridgerator also might represent the zodiac, and the 12 disciples of Christ as well. The egg, in ancient Egypt was a symbol of the sun, as the yolk is round, and yellow. Any time where we read about the 'yolk/yoke of oxen' in the Old Testament, this is probably a reference to the sun, in the astrological Age of Taurus. In Matthew 11:29, Jesus says:

"Take my yoke (yolk) upon you."

Jesus is speaking to the apostles here, who are fishermen (representing the age of Pisces). This is an obvious reference to the sun/yolk entering the Age of Pisces, which was occuring right around the time of his alleged advent. Jesus is saying to the Piscean fisherman: "Take my yolk (the sun) upon you (the age of Pisces)."

The Greek word for 'egg' is 'oon', similar to 'On', the Egyptian word meaning both
'sun' and 'lord', reflecting a primitive association found in countless ancient cultures. The sun/egg-god, born of the virgin Hen, who is impregnated by the 'rooster' (or 'Ra-star'), is born into the world once, then 'born again' or 'Res-urr-ec-ted' (Ra's-ol'-egg-shed) as it breaks free from its shell!

The egg-god, when eaten, gives it's life, so that we may live! The outer shell of the egg-god must be 'broken' or 'pierced', before its 'inner sun' can be released, cooked into an omelet and eaten by all, just like the so-called 'Body of Christ'! The word 'omelet' is derived from 'om-el-eat', meaning 'Sun-God-eat', in which the sacred ritualistic command to 'eat the sun-god' was preserved by the ancient Masters, millions of years before Christianity stole the idea. When the egg was cooked '*sunny* side up,' surrounded by the albumen or egg-white, it was said to be 'clothed in white raiment'! Compare this with Christ in the book of Revelation. So much for the Armageddon (Farm-egg-eatin) of the "end-times."

Psalm 22 is often cited by Christians as referring to the Messiah. In this
so-called prophecy, we read: "I am poured out like water,...my heart is like
wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels"(Psalm 22:14). This is quite an
obvious reference to the liquified innards of a freshly cracked egg, as it is poured out upon the frying pan. The egg-savior was said to suffer and fry in the heat of the "pan". "Pan" was also later known as "the horned god," depicted with a tail, and hooves; whence came the Christian idea of the Devil. The heat of the "pan" (i.e., Satan) carnalized by the Christians, became the fires of hell, which Christ is said by some to have descended into after his crucifixion. Trillions of years later, these ignorant Christians still threaten the non-believers with the words: "You're gonna
fry in hell!"

[In my book, I'm going to insert here a picture of a frying pan with a cross made out of bacon, and the yolk of an egg frying in the center. This was found inside the Egyptian Temple of Esneh.]

Next let's examine some parallelism in Luke. In chapter 11, symbols of Christ are contrasted with symbols of Satan.

In Luke 11:11, we read: "If a son shall ask bread (an obvious symbol of Christ) of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone (a symbol of Satan, who is referred to as the 'Prince of Tyre'; Tyre means 'rock')?

...or if he ask a fish (ichthus, another obvious symbol of Christ), will he for a fish give him a serpent (Satan, that 'old serpent')?"

So obviously we have an established pattern here--Symbols of Christ vs. Symbols of Satan.

In the next vs., we read:

"Or if he shall ask an egg (following the same pattern!, thereby PROVING that Christ is indeed an egg-god!), will he offer him a scorpion (i.e., Satan)?"

Obviously Christianity is nothing but a perversion of the ancient Mysteries. The snake/satan is the age-old enemy of the egg/sun-god (we've all seen those pictures of snakes swallowing eggs).

To this day, Christians send their children out looking for hidden eggs on Easter (!), allegedly stashed away by the Easter Rabbit. The joke is on them, as they fail to realize that this exoteric story, interpretted esoterically, is nothing but the practical joke of the sun-worshipping priesthood(Rabbit = Ra-abbot or 'Monks of the Sun').

The Ra-Abbots or Abbots of Ra created the
Christ-Myth, and have been laughing at the literalists arguing about the location of the tomb of Christ all over Israel for millennia. This tomb was allegedly left empty on Easter, but as those of us who have been enlightented realize, there was no tomb. When you send your children out on those Easter hunts, you're actually re-enacting the astrotheological mythos of the disciples searching for the body of Christ on the third day. The egg the kids return with represents the true 'body of Christ', hidden in esoteric code by the Ra-Abbots. Hence Jesus' words about the secrets of the kingdom of heaven being revealed unto the little ones. The original version, of which this is a corruption, is that of Isis (the Bride of Osiris, esoterically: the Church of the Mysteries) looking for the scattered body of Osiris, also an egg/sun-god. Isis was also known as Ishtar, from which we get the word 'Easter'. Stupid Christians!

What do you guys think of my research thus far? There is plenty more where that came from. It appears that the ancient "Chicken or the egg?" question was a debate amongst the Egyptians about the pre-existence of the Son of God (i.e., the Sun/egg of god).

SecWebLurker



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Toto

Don't give up your day job.

Odd. My research had taken me in a completley different direction.

I think you are missing a much more obvious origination of source material for the gospel materials. I have some problems with the timeline, but the similarities demand causation. However, Japan is an ancient culture and obviously precedes Christian civilization. Yet we are discovering uncanny parallels. The only interpretation: the gospels are really just rehashed theological interpretations of Japanese monster movies.

It was so obvious I don't know how the most brilliant minds in Biblical studies have missed it for the last 200 years. We must, of course, start with GODzilla. That should be enough I know, but there is more. Godzilla was the "savior" of Japan on more than one occassion. Godzilla defeated Mothra, Gamora and the Smog Monster. Godzilla beat them all and was much loved by the Japanese people. The running theme was, "when will Godzilla return and save us." Obvious eschatological references.

Of course, while some scholars have wasted their time looking for similarities with Mithra, they have completely overlooked the obvious parallels of Mothra. Both Jesus and Mothra were born under circumstances that aren't entirely clear. Okay, Mothra was hatched and atomic weapons had something to do with it, but IT IS CLEAR and I BELIEVE there is a parallel.

Both Jesus and Mothra tried to serve and protect an oppressed population. For Jesus it was the Jews of occupied Palistine. For Mothra it was those native islanders.

Both Jesus and Mothra had female disciples. Jesus had the Magdeline and Mary (more than one really). Mothra had those two very tiny Japanese females.

Both Jesus and Mothra died terrible and unjust deaths.

Is this all conincidence? I don't think so. IT IS CLEAR that there is a link between Jesus and Mothra -- just ask any Mothraite.

There are obvious Old Testament parallels as well. I seem to remember a connection to the city of Gommorah, by the strickingly similarly named Gamaron. If I remember correctly, Gamaron had flames coming out of his arse when he flew, while Gommorah was destroyed by flames from heaven.

Which brings us to the uncanny congruence of similarities between the Old Testament, the New Testament, Gamaron and Gommorrah. FLAMES. Think about it. All of these events point to the Tongues of Flames signifying the Baptism of the Holy Spirit in Acts 2. Don't believe me? Then explain why when I see the actors speak in those Japanese monster flicks, they are speaking in another language, yet WHAT I HEAR IS IN ENGLISH! They are speaking in tongues! Acts 2!

Toto: Don't give up your day job.

SecWebLurker: Typical. Someone overturns traditional views with solid scholarship and, rather than refute them, you can do nothing but mock. See Thomas Kuhn's "The Structure of Scientific Revolutions" on the 'priority of the paradigm'.

SecWebLurker

Layman: The running theme was, "when will Godzilla return and save us." Obvious eschatological references.

SecWebLurker: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!! I got real scared. I started reading your response and thought you were taking me seriously..

Layman: Okay, Mothra was hatched and atomic weapons had something to do with it, but IT IS CLEAR and I BELIEVE there is a parallel.

SecWebLurker: Interesting. Notice Mothra is pre-existent as a caterpillar before he incarnates, just like Jesus is pre-existent as God the Son, in heaven.

Layman: If I remember correctly, Gamaron had flames coming out of his arse when he flew, while Gommorah was destroyed by flames from heaven.

SecWebLurker: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Layman: Then explain why when I see the actors speak in those Japanese monster flicks, they are speaking in another language, yet WHAT I HEAR IS IN ENGLISH! They are speaking in tongues! Acts 2!

SecWebLurker: ROFL! This is classic...I made my Dad read it...

SecWebLurker

Q. Why did the French man only buy one egg?

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Toto

I realized you were trying to be funny, that you were trying to construct a silly alternative to the idea that Mark was based on a Homeric structure.

Although I think I recall some serious scholars finding lots of parallels between Christianity and earlier religions. You can view this as good or bad for Christianity.

But don't forget to let the clutch out before you shift paradigms.

The joke was also upon the ancient greek god Zeus.. Hey Zeus!

Amusing. And absolutely amazing that I'd never heard it (in a couple of years of college-level French, you'd think SOMEONE wouldn't be able to resist).

SecWebLurker, you are most welcome to pull up a chair and make yourself at home. That's the most amusing thing I've read in a long time. It's clear that you're...unemployed. How else would you have time to sink into so much research? Government grant?