Are we getting desperate?

A connection between Luke & Josephus?

Jesus was born in 7 b.c.e. His daddy was the holy spirit.
Joseph or Cleophas, take your pick. A Hebrew girl was a
perpetual virgin (It is not about the cherry). Elisabeth
went into hiding because her spouse (the angel Michael, was
above "getting a piece"). Christians today have been duped.
Why do you think the atheist Walt Disney made so much money
over cartoon's? Instead of arguing with theists, we should
agree with them (all the way to the bank!)

thanks, offa

Meta =>Sucker! You are the dupe. And you are an idiot. You are dupe of ignorant people are who are far too stupid to read, or research or to even understand that they can't just open a text from a foreign cluture which is 2000 years old and exect it to have the clearity of a sound byte.

The product of a sound byte comsumer cluture that thinks the meaning of life is what kind of pants you buy, and you think you have anyt sort of resources for taking on the the epitome of western cluture, the forces that created modern tought! Grow up. Go to school, read some books, learn to think and stop listening to the lies of the internet atheist machine.

We kick their asses up and down the board and they put their fingers in their ears and close their eyes can chant their montra '"the bible is wrong, I will not think, we have won,it's all a like, I will not liten. I will not think I will not think its all a lie cause i dont' like I dont' want it so its wrong and I will not listen I will not think..."

Sucker! beleive your little refuse to learn refuse to think O your' big the big intelligent one. I bet you have never read a book all the way through.

offa, Metacrock is a dick with a fragile worldview, don't listen to him when he gets all threatened on this board. Happens all the time.

On the other hand -- and I'm not sure how to break this to you -- but you are a theist: I know you believe in God and you believe the Holy Spirit was Jesus' father. Do you really think you can believe in angels and still be considered an atheist?

Not only are you a theist, but I suspect you're somewhat disturbed. Did the part about Walt Disney make sense to you when you wrote it?

Seriously, why do you expect anyone to "debate" your gibberish at all, let alone take the time to decipher it?

Metacrock: Sucker! You are the dupe. And you are an idiot. You are dupe of ignorant people are who are far too stupid to read, or research or to even understand that they can't just open a text from a foreign cluture which is 2000 years old and exect it to have the clearity of a sound byte.

Is this the best you can do, Metacrock? It seems that when one has nothing in the way of genuine argument, supported by facts and evidence, he calls people "idiot," "ignorant," and "stupid."

Metacrock: The product of a sound byte comsumer cluture that thinks the meaning of life is what kind of pants you buy, and you think you have anyt sort of resources for taking on the the epitome of western cluture, the forces that created modern tought!

At least "modern thought" doesn't teach people to believe in impossible absurdities. Christian apologetics/theology seems to have a monopoly on that in the West.

Metacrock: Grow up. Go to school, read some books, learn to think and stop listening to the lies of the internet atheist machine.

Yes, Metacrock, grow up! Stop reading that crap you call theology. Read a real book! And finish it!

Metacrock: We kick their asses up and down the board

Only in your own mind, Metacrock, have you ever "kicked" anyone's ass.

Metacrock: and they put their fingers in their ears and close their eyes can chant their montra '"the bible is wrong, I will not think, we have won,it's all a like, I will not liten. I will not think I will not think its all a lie cause i dont' like I dont' want it so its wrong and I will not listen I will not think..."

And you chant Christian apologetic BS.

Metacrock:Sucker! beleive your little refuse to learn refuse to think O your' big the big intelligent one. I bet you have never read a book all the way through.

You are the "Sucker," Metacrock, and you don't even know it.

rodahi

Smugg; "Did the part about Walt Disney make sense to
you when you wrote it?

Offa; Yes, it did. In reading it over I concede that it was
poorly written. I was trying to point out that Disney dealt
in fantasy and that is the message the bible gives out.
I guess, if you believe that Mary never had sexual
intercourse you would also believe that Jonah got swallowed
by a big fish.

Smugg; "I suspect you're somewhat disturbed."

Offa; I may take that to heart. I am definitely in the
minority and I do view things quite differently.
Thanks.

Smugg; "I know you believe in God and you
believe the Holy Spirit was Jesus' father."


Offa; Yes, God dwells in Heaven and heaven was at one time
a room in a tabernacle. Heaven evolved into the "holy of
holies" at Qumran. When Jesus walked from the cave he went
into the building at Qumran and this was an ascension to
heaven. I believe that. Yes, Joseph was the Holy Spirit
and was unable to attain the ranking of an angel because
he was of the descent of kings. When he took Mary as a wife
it enabled Jesus to qualify as an angel (God) but he never
reach that pinnacle. Mary was of priestly descent.

Smugg; "Do you really think you can believe in angels
and still be considered an atheist? "

Offa; Yes. An angel was a chief priest. Simon Magus was a
chief priest, so, figuratively speaking, even though he
was demoted, he qualified as the angel in the cave who said,
"He is risen." An angel had to go through schools of mystery
and had to be 30 or so years old to qualify. An angel had
to be a male and was expected to have sons. My mention of
the Angel Michael as being John the Baptist's father was to
inform that his wife went into hiding because she was a
virgin after John's birth and thus she could not be seen
in the pregnant stage.

In finishing, I would like to apologize for my "baiting"
Metacrock.

Thanks, offa