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Ezekiel Falls Down
Ezekiel 21:32 Prophesies that Ammonites will not be remembered any more. Yet the cliffs around here are jam-full with millions of their fossilised remains, and the local souvenir shops full of polished specimens. How wrong can you get.
Boro Nut However, I feel it is only fair to point out that prophesying that Ammonites would not be remembered at a time when it hadn't been discovered that they had already been and gone in the first place is quite an impressive feat in itself. |
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One of my favourites is from Donald Morgan's Biblical Absurdities article here on II:
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This is what happens when you get your prophecies from a man who sees giant floating wheels with eyeballs.
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"This is what happens when you get your prophecies from a man who sees giant floating wheels with eyeballs"
It was a spaceship, he had been abducted and 'probed' he was still pretty dazed. |
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