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Old 05-30-2002, 10:46 PM   #1
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Post Okay, this pisses me off

I was on BattleNet chat, and GOD came up. Bad thing.
About 15 minutes into this joyous discussion, someone claimed that a global flood was PROVEN scientifically. Then he claimed that a meteor hit and spewed this great gout of water up into the air, flooding the place.
WTF? Are people THAT lame? And then someone said that 50 tribes have flood stories.
So I said that a crapload have DRAGON stories too.
Response? Dragons are folklore.
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They're your followers.
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Your people are stupid, Jeezy Creezy.
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Old 05-31-2002, 04:09 AM   #4
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Originally posted by Jesus Christ:
<strong>Then he claimed that a meteor hit </strong>

Must have been a Sorceress casting Meteor. Oh, wait, I forgot, some of the vampire lords can do that too. You should have asked him how he planned to distinguish between the casters.
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So I said that a crapload have DRAGON stories too.
Response? Dragons are folklore.
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No winner for you, son. Remember the Leviathan, with a schlong like the cedars of Lebanon? That's a dragon too.
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No winner for you, son. Remember the Leviathan, with a schlong like the cedars of Lebanon? That's a dragon too.</strong>
Surely it's a dinosaur?

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Surely it's a dinosaur?

Oolon</strong>
I thought it was a whale. Whales are very well hung.
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(Whale have 6 foot long wang. Whale wang is longer than me. o_o;; is amazing.)

Must be 'cause of all those damned Elves and Dwarves that people are so evil today, too.
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Old 06-01-2002, 12:36 PM   #9
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Sad thing is, they won't listen to me.



Maybe a good Thunderstorm would change their minds...
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Old 06-01-2002, 03:31 PM   #10
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Well JC, just remember where you were. Battle Net. Think about that for a moment. How many people on BN remind you of Forest Gump?

After considering this, does it really surprise you that such stupidity went on in the chat room? Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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