Daydreamer

I was thinking about our Infidel Moment's thread, and my best (loony) friend from High School, when an idea came to for dealing with fudies out in our campus' quad area:

Fundie: Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart yet? *holds out flyer*

Me: Who? *grabs flyer and stares at it*

Fundie: Blah Blah Heaven Blah Salvation Blah Satan Blah...

Me: *sniffs the paper* Smells highly processed

Me: *Tears off a small corner, licks it and eats it*

Fundie: *jaw drops*

Me: Too much ink, too little fiber. Well, only time will tell how well Jesus agrees with my bowels, thanks anyways though. *hands flyer back to the fundie and walks off*

Definitely going to have to try this one the next time someone trys to push some fundie lit on me. It will drive them up the wall!

Straight Hate

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Hilarious! I'm afraid I've nothing to add, though... except for the time my co-worker suggested that because they were now forgiven, it was okay for the church-goers of a local church to run a nearby stop sign on their way to Sunday dinner. However, that's not hypothetical, so nevermind.