|
Freethought & Rationalism ArchiveThe archives are read only. |
01-30-2002, 02:11 AM
|
#1 |
|
Contributor
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Alibi: ego ipse hinc extermino
Posts: 12,591
|
Jesus H Christ
In the expression 'Jesus H Christ, I’ve discovered what the H stands for. Bearing in mind the alleged circumstances of his birth, it's obviously Haploid.
(I’ll move this to Humour shortly, but thought I’d put it here to begin with, since there'll be enough biologists to understand it  .)Oolon |
|
|
01-30-2002, 03:01 AM
|
#2 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ecuador
Posts: 738
|
You must be seriously bored to come up with a quip like that one...
|
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 04:02 AM
|
#3 | |
|
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Wichita, KS, USA
Posts: 2,514
|
Quote:
[ January 30, 2002: Message edited by: ksagnostic ]</p> |
|
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 06:27 AM
|
#4 |
|
Veteran Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 5,504
|
LOL!
Thanks, Oolon.  Peez |
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 12:31 PM
|
#5 |
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: GA
Posts: 69
|
All I can say is...WOW.
ROFLMAO! |
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 12:34 PM
|
#6 | |
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Austin, TX USA
Posts: 26
|
Quote:
Bob |
|
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 01:38 PM
|
#7 |
|
Veteran Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: St Louis area
Posts: 3,458
|
This was posted on the Straight Dope:
<a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033" target="_blank">http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033</a> |
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 01:47 PM
|
#8 |
|
Contributor
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas
Posts: 29,689
|
I thought it was an inherited father's name, "Hallowed", as in "our father, who art in heaven, HALLOWED be thy name." If he was born in Scotland, he would be "Jesus MacHallowed." In Holland, "Jesus Van Der Hallowed." In Russia, Jesus Hallowedovich."
|
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 03:56 PM
|
#9 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 762
|
Hah! But, it's hard to be original anymore... looks like it was taken as noted above, so we'll have to go with the runner-up, assuming J.C. was made through parthenogenesis of a Mary ovum: Homozygous. (Some tweaking required as parthenogenesis in humans exclusively makes females.)
|
|
|
|
01-30-2002, 07:38 PM
|
#10 |
|
Veteran Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Heaven
Posts: 6,980
|
Jesus Halleuia Christ.
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
