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Old 07-13-2002, 01:16 PM   #1
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Post And then God created scientists.....

Hello creationists,

I have a question for you. If god created everything, then why did he create scientists?

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He didn't. They're the spawn of the devil.
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Thanks Random, just checking.

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<strong>He didn't. They're the spawn of the devil.</strong>
Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best?

Biologists, I say.
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Biologists, I say.</strong>
And cosmologists.
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Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best?

Biologists, I say.

And cosmologists

DS: Even though I am an evolutionist, Satan has not yet allowed me to rise in the ranks to be able to speak for him. Maybe when I become a demon, He says.

We must not forget the geologists, who were the first to see that the geological column could not possibly be explained by the Noachian Flood.

Then the paleontologists, who rejected the idea that fossils were placed in the Earth's crust by God to test Man's faith. Or by Satan for the same reason.

Then the physicists, who have prodided evidence that the earth is very old through the discipline of radioactivity study.

Did you mention cosmology? Yes, Hawking is clearly a Jobian figure who is league with the devil whom Satan has been clever enough to fool, even though Hawking is an atheist who does not believe in the supernatural.

Astronomers and astronauts, including Buzz Aldrin, who took Holy Communion on the moon, and agrees that the moon samples he helped collect show a massively old universe.

Then there are others. The Pope, for example, who accepts that evolution may have been used by Yahweh. Now THAT'S what you call deep cover!

And not forgetting all the others, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Bhuddists, Janes, Shintoists, etc. who accept evolutionary theory.

The Ancient Greeks who first proposed the idea of evolution. Lamarck for sure, not forgetting Darwin and Huxley.

THat enough? I don't think the list is complete. May others come and add to it...
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I for one am rather glad that scientists are around, divinely created, evolved, or placed here by aliens.

And I'm glad Aldrin and the pope believe in evolution and an old universe.

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<strong>I for one am rather glad that scientists are around, divinely created, evolved, or placed here by aliens.</strong>
I wonder what it would be like if we didn't have scientists? &lt;Imagining what it would be like to live in a cave. Has the sudden urge to go hug a scientist.&gt;
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Hug me. I'm a scientist.

Luckily, no one cares about my science, so it won't offend anyone.
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<strong>Hug me. I'm a scientist.

Luckily, no one cares about my science, so it won't offend anyone. </strong>
I care Shadowy Man. Ain't the heavens grand! After all the times I have seen it, I still get a kick out of M13.

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