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Jewel · 06-30-2003, 05:01 AM

More CBN News:

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On April 30, 2003, America was positioned as the catalyst to jump-start the so-called "solution" to the Middle East crisis. As U.S.-backed Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas was sworn in, the "Road Map" peace plan was set in motion.

The very next day began the worst month of tornadoes in American history, more than 500 in a single month. Normally, 1,000 tornadoes hit the United States each year, but this year, in just eight days in May, 375 twisters ripped across the heartland of America.

Coincidense?

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Vylo · 06-30-2003, 06:12 AM

LoL I think they may be ingoring the fact that america has the most violent weather of any nation, and the most tornadoes by a staggering number.

It boggles my mind, that so many jump up to assist a nation founded on the very genocidal violence they fled from. Not that the israelis do not deserve a homeland, but they should be benevolent to share it peacefully with the Palestinians. Then again benevolence is not a very strong human trait.

BibleBelted · 06-30-2003, 10:18 AM

I've been to Deshler, NE (recently destroyed by numerous tornados that hovered over the town rather than moving through the countryside as tornados usually do) many times and I can testify that it is a seething cauldron of Lutheran pro-Palestinian activism. NOT.

If this God guy is so mad at liberalism why doesn't send a tornado through the NY Times or Washington Post offices? Instead He's always smiting the frigging Bible Belt!

How anyone can be afraid of such a retarded god is beyond me.

Godless Dave · 06-30-2003, 12:55 PM

What were last summer's tornadoes a punishment for? Funny how God's punishments follow predictable climate patterns.

athee · 06-30-2003, 04:03 PM

I once worked for a guy who's church was flattened by a tornado. He said that the tornado was sent by satan to destroy the church and to weaken the faith of its members. (probably a premptive strike, as I'm sure the church had some plan to rid the world of his evil). BUT his diabolical plan backfired!!!! Instead the destruction actually strengthened the church. jebus 1, satan 0.

I am still surprised that people believe that shit.

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06-30-2003, 06:12 AM	#2
Vylo Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: washington, NJ 07882 Posts: 253	LoL I think they may be ingoring the fact that america has the most violent weather of any nation, and the most tornadoes by a staggering number. It boggles my mind, that so many jump up to assist a nation founded on the very genocidal violence they fled from. Not that the israelis do not deserve a homeland, but they should be benevolent to share it peacefully with the Palestinians. Then again benevolence is not a very strong human trait.

06-30-2003, 10:18 AM	#3
BibleBelted Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Oklahoma, USA Posts: 891	I've been to Deshler, NE (recently destroyed by numerous tornados that hovered over the town rather than moving through the countryside as tornados usually do) many times and I can testify that it is a seething cauldron of Lutheran pro-Palestinian activism. NOT. If this God guy is so mad at liberalism why doesn't send a tornado through the NY Times or Washington Post offices? Instead He's always smiting the frigging Bible Belt! How anyone can be afraid of such a retarded god is beyond me.

06-30-2003, 12:55 PM	#4
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	What were last summer's tornadoes a punishment for? Funny how God's punishments follow predictable climate patterns.

06-30-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
athee Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 266	I once worked for a guy who's church was flattened by a tornado. He said that the tornado was sent by satan to destroy the church and to weaken the faith of its members. (probably a premptive strike, as I'm sure the church had some plan to rid the world of his evil). BUT his diabolical plan backfired!!!! Instead the destruction actually strengthened the church. jebus 1, satan 0. I am still surprised that people believe that shit.

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