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03-01-2003, 02:13 PM
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Terrorist Hell
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03-02-2003, 11:52 AM
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Hi Rubbercok3000,
I love the Onion, but unfortunately I don't see how this fits into Non-Abrahamic religions (contrary to popular belief, Islam is an Abrahamic religion). I'm moving this one into freethought humor. Cheers Grizzly |
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03-02-2003, 02:08 PM
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Re: Terrorist Hell
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Actually, I like the 72 virginians approach better. Creative punishments! Also, consider: They are supposed to get 72 virgins. Where does Allah get all those virgins? Perhaps they are a bunch of man-hating old spinsters. They get quickly rejected by each new arrival and so he can re-use them. |
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03-03-2003, 06:19 AM
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You know, if I had eternity to play with, i'm not sure that only 72 virgins would be enough...
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03-03-2003, 07:15 AM
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Why virgins? Personally, I'd want some girls who knew what they were doing. An eternity of pointless fumbling, and never quite climaxing sounds like hell to me.
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03-03-2003, 01:57 PM
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03-04-2003, 05:08 AM
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There's obviously a catch in there somewhere. Maybe the catch is that it's all made up anyways?
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