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Old 04-01-2003, 01:00 PM   #1
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I hope this hasn't been posted yet. Pay attention to the page:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/talkingsnake.html
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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The author uses an imaginary character named "Becky," who is Cain's daughter by his mother, Eve, to explain how it was possible for Adam and Cain to find another woman to help them make more babies. After Becky agrees to be her dad's wife, they have more children together so that Adam can make babies with his grandchildren instead of his daughters, and so on. Young readers will want to use a brown pen to color the face of Ham who appears right near the end of the book after God turns him into the first Negro for staring at his dad's (Noah's) hootchie.
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well, I'm convinced!
Slap my ass and call me a fundy.
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Customers who bought titles by Pastor Deacon Fred also bought titles by these authors:

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LOL! This site is awesome.

Check out their store.
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DUDE! That's fucked up! He lost the whole damn head! Pain.
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DUDE! That's fucked up! He lost the whole damn head! Pain.
What's more messed up is that God commanded Abraham to start doing this. What the heck does God want with 50 billion foreskins? Does he keep it in a drawer somewhere?

Greater irony is that Moses wasn't circumsized. Only if Zipporah had that neat and dandy poster at the time.

WARNING: Not funny joke
Oh, I guess the doctor at a birthing could always ask the mother, "Do you want that circum-sized?"
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