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MrsRebA · 05-12-2003, 11:58 AM

http://crossspot.net/objective/kidz.html

Someone sent me to this page for a laugh. If you scroll down a bit you will get to the "Spiritual Safety Tip"

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

I :notworthy Mr. Gruff.

(mods feel free to move where ever this might belong, I wasnt sure, i'm still pretty new here

Thought some of you would get a kick out of this.

(edited for typo)

Spaz · 05-12-2003, 12:23 PM

Lol, I think I've seen this before on here and commented on the fact that sleep is supposedly a temptation

ah well. Best part

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Print them out and have your kids color them in! Lambuel Coloring Tracts will teach children reading skills and Bible skills, all while imparting the valuable moral lesson that we should not color outside of God's lines.

:notworthy :notworthy

Rhea · 05-12-2003, 12:27 PM

That is the funniest thing I have read in a LONG TIME!!!

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Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.

LMAO!!!!

These people are certifiable!

Quote:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

THIS IS THE ARGUMENT against Pascal's Wager.

What have you got to lose?
YOUR SANITY!, Your mind!!!!

elmodog · 05-12-2003, 12:34 PM

I like the maze. Oh no, you better stay away from ice cream, money, a bed and really big red lips!!!

MrsRebA · 05-12-2003, 12:40 PM

Oh my gosh it only gets better in the rest of thier site.

http://crossspot.net/objective/propaganda.html

Scroll on down to Apple Macintosh. (Warning: consumption of beverages while reading this will cause you need not only a new keyboard, but probably a monitor too) as long as it has "Shiny lickable buttons"

beth · 05-12-2003, 01:11 PM

Isn't crossspot a parody site? I cannot even fathom this being real.

Celsus · 05-12-2003, 01:25 PM

Fun? Laughter? We don't want any of that here. Off to Humo(u)r...

dunadan · 05-12-2003, 04:47 PM

Until today I thought children ran away from me only because I am horribly disfigured. Now I know it is because fundy parents are afraid I might turn on their kids' MIND!

Evangelion · 05-12-2003, 04:48 PM

It's very confusing.

The site looks like a parody, and the "Huggy Jesus" thing would seem to support that. But on the other hand, it's really no worse than any verifiable American Christian site that I've seen, and in that context, the Huggy Jesus becomes increasingly believable.

I notice that the site is affiliated with http://www.gospelcom.net/ - which would be quite impossible if it was indeed a parody. So at the end of the day, I have to conclude that it's genuine - which leaves me not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Seriously, you folks have some pretty warped Christians over there.

Evangelion · 05-12-2003, 04:50 PM

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The first personal computer sold by Apple was priced by Steve Jobs and his hippy friend Steve Wozniak at $666. Need we say more?

[ADDENDUM (4/21/2002): Some readers have been asking for evidence of this. Here is an image of an ad showing the price from the October 1976 issue of Interface Age magazine.]

In recent years they have tried to distant themselves from their more militantly anti-Christian past, however it is clear that this is a public relations move, not a change of heart.

What the hell...?! :banghead:

05-12-2003, 11:58 AM	#1
MrsRebA Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 22	Run away! Its an Atheist! http://crossspot.net/objective/kidz.html Someone sent me to this page for a laugh. If you scroll down a bit you will get to the "Spiritual Safety Tip" I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! I :notworthy Mr. Gruff. (mods feel free to move where ever this might belong, I wasnt sure, i'm still pretty new here Thought some of you would get a kick out of this. (edited for typo)

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05-12-2003, 12:34 PM	#4
elmodog Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 103	I like the maze. Oh no, you better stay away from ice cream, money, a bed and really big red lips!!!

05-12-2003, 12:40 PM	#5
MrsRebA Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 22	Oh my gosh it only gets better in the rest of thier site. http://crossspot.net/objective/propaganda.html Scroll on down to Apple Macintosh. (Warning: consumption of beverages while reading this will cause you need not only a new keyboard, but probably a monitor too) as long as it has "Shiny lickable buttons"

05-12-2003, 01:11 PM	#6
beth Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: where orange blossoms bloom... Posts: 1,802	Isn't crossspot a parody site? I cannot even fathom this being real.

05-12-2003, 01:25 PM	#7
Celsus Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Singapore Posts: 2,875	Fun? Laughter? We don't want any of that here. Off to Humo(u)r...

05-12-2003, 04:47 PM	#8
dunadan Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: St Louis, MO Posts: 499	Until today I thought children ran away from me only because I am horribly disfigured. Now I know it is because fundy parents are afraid I might turn on their kids' MIND!

05-12-2003, 04:48 PM	#9
Evangelion Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Walsall, UK Posts: 1,490	It's very confusing. The site looks like a parody, and the "Huggy Jesus" thing would seem to support that. But on the other hand, it's really no worse than any verifiable American Christian site that I've seen, and in that context, the Huggy Jesus becomes increasingly believable. I notice that the site is affiliated with http://www.gospelcom.net/ - which would be quite impossible if it was indeed a parody. So at the end of the day, I have to conclude that it's genuine - which leaves me not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Seriously, you folks have some pretty warped Christians over there.

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