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WWSD · 04-05-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Advocatus Diaboli
God made them dissappear to test our faith, just like He destoyed all traces of the other people who lived at the same time as Noah. They were so Evil that thei bones had to be destroyed. Therefore there are no human fossils next to dinosaurs!

Or maybe evil bones are less dense than dino bones, so they floated to the top and then got deposited. Hell, after all of the other wack job theories I've heard about the young earth, this one should fit right in.

And Jimmy, there are whole forests! God just hasn't revealed them to us yet.

Angrillori · 04-05-2003, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Advocatus Diaboli
God made them disappear to test our faith, just like He destroyed all traces of the other people who lived at the same time as Noah. They were so Evil that thei bones had to be destroyed. Therefore there are no human fossils next to dinosaurs!

Heh. Actually God made all this evolution evidence to cover up the fact that he really did make this.

I mean geez, would you really want people to know you did some of the things he did? (Genocide, murder, original sin, etc....)

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