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Old 01-07-2002, 01:44 PM   #1
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Talking Proof that I exist - therefore you should love me

I am here. Therefore, I exist. I am love incarnated in the form of a non-visible red unicorn (because red is the color of love.) I love you all! Come to me, children, and seek out your salvation!
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Old 01-07-2002, 01:48 PM   #2
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Blasphemer! Everyone knows the color of love is pink!
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ha! but do you really exist, or are you a government-funded AI Super computer that's just pretending to be the Invisible red Unicorn!!
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Old 01-07-2002, 02:07 PM   #4
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<strong>Blasphemer! Everyone knows the color of love is pink!</strong>
It truly saddens Me to see how deep the lies of the Fallen Unicorn have sunk into you. The color of love is not pink, but red. (Red Unicorn Book 2, Verse 1) The color of deception is pink, and woe, She Who Is Pink shall deceive my childrens, but I shall return to show my children the truth. (Red Unicorn, Book 2, Verse 2)
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Excuse me, but where can I find a copy of these so called holy scriptures titled Red Unicorn? Huh, you just made it up...you have no manuscripts or Prophets!

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bound to send you to the Eternal Spiky Place for your blasphemy...for thou art icky in her eyes.
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Old 01-07-2002, 07:24 PM   #6
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<strong>Excuse me, but where can I find a copy of these so called holy scriptures titled Red Unicorn? Huh, you just made it up...you have no manuscripts or Prophets!

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bound to send you to the Eternal Spiky Place for your blasphemy...for thou art icky in her eyes.</strong>
I do not allow mere mortals to color or misinterpret the Divine Unicornian Scripture, child. I do not rely on prophecies, for man must stand on his own strength.
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