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Old 01-08-2005, 08:38 AM   #1
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Default What is the funniest quote you've heard in the bible?

The bible is full of absurdities and contractdictions but what is the quote that has made you laugh the most from the holy book? I'll start you off.

I (God) will corrupt your seed and spread dung (cow's shit) upon your faces. Malachi 2:3

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Old 01-08-2005, 09:27 AM   #2
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Sorry, I have posted this threat in the wrong area. The actual thread is in the joke area.
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Here's the link to the Humor forum, and I'll close this thread:

Funniest Quote in the Bible in Humor Forum
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