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Old 10-29-2011, 04:00 PM   #31
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I have noticed that I made a flub in my above post, and it now well past the time in which I could edit it. So I'll repost it here with the needed corrections, and any expansions in blue.

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If 'Nicodemus' had recorded thunder, it would read something more like; 'rumble-rumble boom-boom' Not 'I have both glorified it, and will glorify it again.'
<edited to add> This particular occasion was five days before Passover, evidently somewhere in the streets of Jerusalem.
Bye the bye, wonder which of the languages this thunder was speaking in?

My Fundy kinfolk seem to think every time it thunders it is their Gob talking to them. (They have the most amazing amusing 'witnessing' tales!)

The following refers to that 'voice' or 'thunder' that allegedly 'spoke' at the baptism of Jebus (see Matt 3:17, Mk 1:11 & Luke 3:22) And even here Matt gives a different version of what was said than Mark and Luke. One would think if it was so damned inspired and important that whoever recorded it would at least get the words right.

But as if that isn't enough, 'ol John comes along in Jn 1:29-34 with a completely different version of these alleged 'events'

So take away the thunder, voice, the mass delusion, or whatever the hell it was, and just what do you have left? Only a group of religious lunatics observing an unknown nobody getting dunked. Nothing at all to make it remarkable, and as his imagined 'ministry' had not even yet began, no one in the crowd had any inkling of who he was, or what he was supposed to some day do.
(The Gospel of 'John' apparently attempts to remedy this little problem by having John the Baptist ballyhooing Jebus all to hell in advance of baptizing him, so that the crowd would be aware of what a big deal it was that was taking place. -but John the writer seems to have totally forgot to include that old 'voice from heaven' shtick, and has John the Baptist taking the credit for making that particular proclamation.
Thus writing this particular 'miracle' right out of John's text.
-Must have taken either utter stupidity, or one huge set 'o balls to steal Gobs 'thunder' (pun) by 'forgetting' Gob's miraculous words spoken right from heaven
and then taking the credit for them himself.)

Returning then to the tale as told by three stooges named Matthew, Mark, 'n Luke;
This anonymous stranger as yet had performed no known miracles, had gathered no followers, disciples, or apostles. So just who was it that thought at the moment to write down verbatim what the thunder or voice was saying?

Adam of course wishes to present Nicodemus as being this first hand eyewitness.

But Jn 1:32 tells us that it was John the Baptist that had a vision of a dove descending upon Jebus.
And Jn 1:31 tells us that to John the Baptist this guy was a total stranger "I knew him not"_____and he reiterates again in 1:33 "I knew him not:"
(which is really strange when we consider that according to the tale as told in Luke, John the Baptist was Jebus's second cousin, and Elisabeth and Mary had been cousins and bosom friends whom had shacked up together for most of their joint pregnancies. And that each had such incredible and amazing visions and tales to tell! (See Luke 1)
Yet nether Jebus nor John seem to have any awayness of their mothers friendship or of the miraculous events surrounding their births!
Now that is really an amazing miracle! :-)

But back to John's account, in Jn I:34 it is John the Baptist that "saw, and bare record that; "this is the Son of God." What TF??? NO thunder? NO loud voice speaking from heaven? just Jebus's utterly weird and ecstatic second cousin making a visionary religious pronouncement ?
I apologize for the stuck together nature of this, but am sure that most of you can get the drift. and the ones that can't would have problems no matter how smoothly it read
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Old 10-29-2011, 07:15 PM   #32
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So just who was it that thought at the moment to write down verbatim what the thunder or voice was saying?

Adam of course wishes to present Nicodemus as being this first hand eyewitness.

But Jn 1:32 tells us that it was John the Baptist that had a vision of a dove descending upon Jebus.
But back to John's account, in Jn I:34 it is John the Baptist that "saw, and bare record that; "this is the Son of God." What TF??? NO thunder? NO loud voice speaking from heaven? just Jebus's utterly weird and ecstatic second cousin making a visionary religious pronouncement ?
Well, no, I don't present Nicodemus as the eyewitness.
Your huge blocks of prose are very dense and not particularly easy to read.
But that aside lets consider a few of your past statements with regards to your Nicodemus theory.
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Well, no, I don't present Nicodemus as the eyewitness.
Lets review a few of your posts Adam. In your thread 'Gospel Eyewitnesses' you say the following;
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my third eyewitness, Nicodemus, would have to have written during Jesus's lifetime.
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Focusing now on the Discourses, where did they come from? The Discourses contain the Johannine Theology that has typically been considered as written down by John (or someone later) in his old age. As shown above, this is not necessarily the case.
If we look for clues within the text itself, we find (apart from the Prologue) that high theology begins in John 3, the night visit to Nicodemus.
Did Nicodemus record this?

Consider that we next hear of Nicodemus in John 7:50-52, in which Nicodemus argues that the Law does not condemn a man without first hearing from him. If he took it upon himself to do what he said, the words recorded in the next three chapters from Jesus seem well suited to be a record of what Jesus said that might be worthy of condemnation.
Later chapters reveal more and more favor towards what Jesus had to say, concluding with John 17. In John 19:39 Nicodemus brought spices for Jesus’s burial. He had obviously become a Christian. [
The marked change in attitude toward Jesus shows that Nicodemus wrote all this (or at least notes) while Jesus was still alive.
That constitutes an argument that Nicodemus was a first hand eyewitness to the living Jebus, and wrote down things that he had heard directly from Jebus's lips, and was one of the writers behind the Gospel texts. This is clear from your entire line of argument.
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I hold that G stems exclusively from Nicodemus....
Nicodemus probably did restrict himself to noting down things that Jesus really said—he just omitted all the qualifications and nuances. Nicodemus is the third identifiable eyewitness.
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I realized that the Discourses in gJohn derived from Nicodemus preparing a court case against Jesus, thus recording initially only what could "hang" Jesus.
Nicodemus was an eyewitness against Jebus, according to you.
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I say that my eyewitness #3 (Post 38) was Nicodemus, who probably records the highest percentage of directly witnessed material,
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(I also restore therein the part of my section about Nicodemus where the editor cut out the best part, that Nicodemus would have needed to write his portion while Jesus was still preaching.)
Lots of luck in selling that theory to well established NT scholarship.
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if, as I claim, Nicodemus wrote the Discourses (analogous to Teeple's "G" or Gnostic source), he could have been present to hear Jesus at this occasion.
And then there was this From another huge block of your prose which seems to unfortunately have gone missing in the thread split; (Hope you can bring it back, I'm in need of more humorous material )

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(3)After the voice from heaven glorifying Jesus as of John 12:28, Nicodemus recorded the full theology of Jesus from a believer’s point of view. He must have been a Christian at that time, at least to be present at the Last Supper to record the Farewell discourse, John 14-17
It follows necessarily from the foregoing analysis of Nicodemus’s changing perspective,....
To which you know how I reacted and replied.

Anyway, there certainly is already more than enough evidence present here to call into question your above claim "I don't present Nicodemus as the eyewitness."

(I do recognize that you may be positing someone else entirely as being the first hand eyewitness for baptism narratives,-
apparently someone with a faulty memory, given the large discrepancies between those accounts given in the synoptics and in John.)



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gday, mate! shesh!
By george he's got it! almost....
So you've got it that Nicodemus is an eyewitness--but he's not the eyewitness. I said he wrote nothing that appears before John chapter 3. We're talking about John 1.
I continue promptly to say (still in the bolded section) that I develop below Andrew as an eyewitness. And you should recall from my other thread that I also presented John Mark and John the Apostle as eyewitnesses in the writing of John.

I don't think anything is missing from the thread split (transfer from Gospel Eyewitnesses to here). So far my primary text runs here at #1, #2, #13 (the transferred post you may think is missing) and #30.
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By george he's got it! almost....
So you've got it that Nicodemus is an eyewitness--but he's not -the- eyewitness.
....I develop below Andrew as -an- eyewitness.
.... I -also- presented John Mark and John the Apostle as eyewitnesses.
So?
Why not just cut to the chase and simply state -whom- it was among all of these 'witnesses',
(or whatever -other- as yet to be revealed figure it is, that you might be hiding somewhere in these dense and unwieldy blocks of prose)
__that you think was "THE" eyewitness?

Just spit out the name.

And then we can begin to consider your evidence, without having to try to sift through and deal with all the horse-shit, personal beliefs, and theological baggage that you have loaded your reasonings and text with.

If we are having difficulty understanding what you are writing, that is your responsibility.
If you actually desire to educate and to persuade us on this forum concerning this 'eyewitness' of yours,
you need to be composing and presenting your material in a format that more appropriate to the discussion nature of -this- board.

We here, on this board, are NOT your choir of Theo buddies.

You should by now be well aware that huge blocks of dense text, loaded with personal beliefs, 'maybe's' and 'could have beens' leaps of imagination,
are NOT appreciated here.

The name of your -one- "THE' witness", that should not be too much to ask for you to be upfront and forthright about;

Simply state it.



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What a load of BS. You know the difference between a "sign" and "hearing a Voice"

Why are you constantly repeating some of the very worst arguments?
I'm not sure how clear the distinction was in the NT period.
This article on the Bat_Kol (Bath Qol) may be of interest.

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So, Shesh,
You don't get it. I don't get it either.
I have made it clear that it was not just one eyewitness who (in my opinion) wrote John. If you're asking whom I think the Beloved Disciple was (in John 13), I think it was John the Apostle. If you're asking if he wrote John, I say he was a later-stage Editor. If you're asking who was the witness to the Baptism of Jesus, I said it was not Nicodemus.
After that, it gets complicated. In my Gospel Eyewitnesses thread, I never talked about the Redactor, because he was not an eyewitness. Teeple assigns the first three verses John 1:28-30 (about John the Baptist seeing Jesus) to the Redactor. He assigns 1:31 to his S Source, which would be the Signs Gospel I assign to Andrew. (My analysis assigns all of these so far to the P-Strand, a complication unnecessary to discuss yet.) Teeple assigns 1:32-34, the E Editor, by Teeple not well regarded. I regard E as John the Apostle, except that I don't personally affirm these verses are E. Teeple and I agree that John 1:35-42 are basically S, the Signs Gospel, thus by Andrew in my analysis. So the only eyewitness here can be Andrew, but he did not write John 1:28-30 and maybe not 31-34. Note that John 1:34 is pointed out by Shesh as suspicious, so I can't affirm that an eyewitness wrote, "And I have seen and have testified that this one is the Son of God."
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Interesting.
So you choose to offer no suggestions as to whom specifically 'might have been' the eyewitness or eyewitnesses to the baptism of Jebus in either the synoptics or in John?
What good are 'eyewitnesses' that cannot be demonstrated to to have been eyewitnesses to the events that they are alleged to have been the eyewitnesses to?

And if they were eyewitnesses why would their accounts, -if 'the Gospel truth' be true-, be so fundamentally and radically different regarding what transpired on that occasion?
This isn't a minor matter, Was there a voice from heaven or not? Exactly what did it really say? Who knows? the accounts disagree.
Or was it just Jebus's lunatic second cousin spouting off and preaching his personal religious visions?

If what happened as narrated in Matthew, Mark, and Luke is the true Gospel account, what is narrated in John must be false or in error.
And if what is narrated in John is the true Gospel account, what is narrated in Matthew, Mark, and Luke must be false or in error.
This does not make the testimony of any of your alleged, supposed, or possible 'witness' either credible or trustworthy.

This of course is not my problem, as I believe that the entire NT scenario is a literary fabrication, and as such never had any witnesses present for these non-events that never happened outside of 'visions' and the writers fertile imaginations.

All these so called witnesses ever 'witnessed to' was the existence of their 'spiritual' religious experiences; dreams, 'visions' and the resulting beliefs, that were eventually all crudely cobbled together into narrative forms.

The NT writers were never actually eyewitnesses to anything that they wrote about these (non)-events.
The NT narratives were simply the end product of an ecstatic religious community, midrashing their messianic dreams and fasting induced 'visions'.

The dramatic differences between the texts being the result of the different communities dreams visions and resultant textual traditions, that combined with a load of latter theologically motivated additions. No one ever met this Jesus, no more than they had ever met the prototypical OT Joshua upon which the entire tale was constructed.

Again, huge bocks of dense text is not convincing, and even when carefully perused is not very impressive.
I do not worship Teeple, nor any of the other 'names' you have mentioned, and do not regard their opinions to be any more valid than my own. Citing them or their opinions serves neither to impresses nor to edify me.
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What a load of BS. You know the difference between a "sign" and "hearing a Voice"

Why are you constantly repeating some of the very worst arguments?
I'm not sure how clear the distinction was in the NT period.
This article on the Bat_Kol (Bath Qol) may be of interest.
Thank you Andrew for that link to the Wikipedia article, very interesting.

Here's a quote from that article:
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In Jewish art the Bat Ḳol was often represented by the Hand of God, as in the Synagogue of Dura-Europas, which Christian art also adopted for the relevant New Testament scenes.
First, it would seem then, that these whispers are part and parcel of Judaism, as is the "Holy Spirit", with which the prophets spoke. My question is whether this is the same "holy spirit" described by orthodox trinitarianism? The related question is whether or not Jews have believed in "holy spirits" before the arrival of Christianity, or only since Christianity?

Secondly, some banal and utterly insignificant, off topic, comments about that Wikipedia article's quote vis a vis the Synagogue at Dura Europos, a town on the famous river in Syria, if I am not mistaken.

I don't know of any Christian artwork inside a Jewish synagogue, whether in Syria, or anywhere else. Wasn't that city destroyed by the Persians? "Hand of God", I am confused, Andrew, I thought that Judaism prohibited representation of God by drawings, paintings, sculpture, and so on. Am I wrong about that? Apologies for the several off topic questions.......

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Regarding Posts #22 and #24 above, here's from my OP to my other thread, Gospel Eyewitnesses:
"I will not consider myself obligated to reply to any post that merely asserts that there is no evidence, that I am outside consensus scholarship, or that I am a troll etc." To that I should add that I did not expect, and will generally ignore, statements that my beliefs are inadmissable, i. e. that I must not bring in evidence that Atheists would reject as impossible.To clarify, I do appreciate and attempt to respond to specific points about insufficient evidence, argumentation, or documentation, particularly if they include indications of what is false or what improvements could be made.
That's fine. If you want to retreat to the impregnable citadel of faith, you are welcome to it. It is a tacit admission that you have been defeated on the field of rational discourse. I don't care what you believe. If you are asking us to consider your arguments from a historical perspective, then leave your beliefs out.
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Secondly, some banal and utterly insignificant, off topic, comments about that Wikipedia article's quote vis a vis the Synagogue at Dura Europos, a town on the famous river in Syria, if I am not mistaken.

I don't know of any Christian artwork inside a Jewish synagogue, whether in Syria, or anywhere else. Wasn't that city destroyed by the Persians? "Hand of God", I am confused, Andrew, I thought that Judaism prohibited representation of God by drawings, paintings, sculpture, and so on. Am I wrong about that? Apologies for the several off topic questions.......

Dura Europos was buried and preserved like a fly in amber in the third century. It was an outpost of the Roman Empire, and contains an elaborate synagogue with Hellenistic style paintings, which show that 3rd century Jews did not strictly follow any prohibition against artistic representations. There is no Christian artwork in the Synagogue, but I think the wikipedia statement is intended to mean that Christians copied the idea of representing the bat kol in their own artwork at a later date.
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