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03-12-2002, 12:35 PM | #11 |
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Thou Shalt not knock on my door to spread the "Good News"
Thou Shalt not cuss at and hit your child in the middle of Wal-Mart... or anywhere else for that matter. |
03-13-2002, 08:21 AM | #12 |
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From Sandy:How come 'Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk' never gets equal billing.
No fair! It's the fault of the all-powerful pizza lobby. Sausage and cheese pizzas and pork roasts were two large reasons why this ex-jew became an ex. |
03-13-2002, 10:37 PM | #13 |
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Thou shalt not fart and blame it on your spouse.
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03-14-2002, 03:18 AM | #14 |
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How about..
..hey, I feel better for getting that off my chest. |
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