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03-17-2003, 10:13 PM
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The Bible: a 2000 year old precursor to "Pulp Fiction"
(or better yet, "Pulpit Fiction!"  )
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03-17-2003, 11:23 PM
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crucifixation : an obsession with a certain method of death
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03-18-2003, 11:09 AM
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from Diderot:
Eucharist: see canibalism |
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03-18-2003, 11:39 AM
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Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly. |
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03-21-2003, 08:17 AM
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what else can I say? |
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03-21-2003, 09:03 AM
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Easter: when Jesus came out of his tomb, but saw his shadow so he went back in for a few thousand years.
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03-22-2003, 03:36 AM
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prayer : that thing that crazy people do but get laughed at for
holy ghost : casper with a cross confession : the sucky part of sin on lay-away hehe, hard to top "swallow the leader" though 
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03-25-2003, 09:07 PM
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The Holy Bible: rolling paper (esp. the first page)
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03-26-2003, 02:17 PM
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Christmas: Santa's birthday. Easter: That Sunday in spring when nothing's open, and I don't figure out why until mid-afternoon. Pope: A guy who supposedly doesn't have sex (with women anyway) but wants to give me advice on birth control ?! Jesus: Composite character, and not even a very good one. |
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03-28-2003, 08:11 PM
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OCEAN, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
OCCIDENT, n. The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient. RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce |
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