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08-14-2003, 02:43 PM
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Yo Mamma Jokes!
Ok, so I heard a few good ones on a Pharcyde CD...
Yo Mamma got snakeskin teeth! Yo Mamma got playdough teeth! Yo Mamma so fat you cant even see her legs, just look like she glidi'n across the floor! More? |
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08-14-2003, 03:19 PM
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your mama so fat when i was fucking her and i rolled over i was in china...
your mama so fat shes got her own sunset. your mama so fat shes got more rolls than a donut shop your mama is so fat she ate out dunkin donuts... |
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08-14-2003, 06:55 PM
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Your mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Your mama so small, she can hang glide on a dorito! And the one I've always considered the ultimate your-mama joke: Your mama so loose, she sat on a bar stool and hit the floor! |
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08-14-2003, 07:23 PM
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08-14-2003, 10:07 PM
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Yo' mamma's so old, she still got ticket stubs to Christians versus Lions!
I love that Pharcyde song, BTW. sooo... funny... must.. not.. quote.. all.. the lyrics... |
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08-14-2003, 10:39 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Weather Service gives names to her farts!
Yo mamma's so old, she was in kindergarten with Methuselah! Yo mamma's just like the city bus. $2.00 a ride. Yo mamma's so nasty, when she takes off her Kotex, it sounds like Velcro. Yo mamma's so nasty, the crabs go bungee jumping on her tampon string. |
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08-14-2003, 11:07 PM
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Yo mama like an elephant. She rolls over on her back and begs for peanuts.
*many more that I'm forgetting* |
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08-15-2003, 03:28 AM
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08-15-2003, 03:59 AM
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For Mexicans
Yo Momma's a Taco.
Yo Momma's a Burrito. Yo Momma's an Enchilada. I ate Yo Momma last night. |
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08-15-2003, 04:04 AM
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Here's a cool MP3 by 'No Time'
http://laugh-svca.www.conxion.com/me...me_Too_Fat.mp3 It's free to download so don't worry about copyright infringement. ** warning - explict lyrics, but funny ** Have fun. |
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