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joedad · 11-11-2002, 10:55 AM

When a grown man is bothered by and feels compelled to cover up 'nude' statues, it indicates a lack of maturity to say the least. It demonstrates that he is unaware of what these statues represent. He still just sees some t&a.

That is so juvenile and pathetic. Actually, it's beyond pathetic. Apparently Johnny has a problem.

joe

winstonjen · 11-11-2002, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Bibliophile:
<strong>I wonder how Asscroft reconciles the Sixth Commandment with the Death Penalty? You would think that killing anyone would be a sin period.</strong>

I agree. I also dislike the "Respect your Parents" commandment. It's too one-sided, and it can encourage child abuse.

xstvn · 11-11-2002, 03:48 PM

Don't forget his amazing rendition of the self-penned "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar"

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html" target="_blank">Ashcroft Sings</a>

(a little old but always good for a laugh...or cry)

"Only god , no other kings..."

Ok John, but don't you work for The People?

winstonjen · 11-11-2002, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xstvn:
<strong>Don't forget his amazing rendition of the self-penned "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar"

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html" target="_blank">Ashcroft Sings</a>

(a little old but always good for a laugh...or cry)

"Only god , no other kings..."

Ok John, but don't you work for The People?</strong>

Apparantly, he doesn't consider non-Christians to be people...which means he's a lot like Osama bin Laden!

dangin · 11-12-2002, 05:25 AM

Don't forget his fear of the kitties.

Especially calico cats. They are the fui-its of the dev-il.

But kitties are so cute and fuzzy wuzzy, how can ashcroft be afraid of them?

If ashcroft comes to speak in your area, show up with a calico cat, on a leash, and get as close to the stage as you can. Don't do anything illegal, just stare right at him and stroke your kitty.

butswana · 11-12-2002, 06:26 AM

Can't you get arrested for stroking your kitty in public?

The Other Michael · 11-12-2002, 08:42 AM

Does Ashcroft feel conflicted by following his strict moral code while still wanting to ensure that God kills as many kittens as possible?

cheers,
Michael

ex-idaho · 11-12-2002, 10:10 AM

I was a little purturbed by the recent decision to try the sniper suspects in Virginia just so they would face the death penalty. That seems a very petty decision from Ass-croft and the Bush admin. If were Maryland I would be pitching a big fucking fit.

penumbra · 11-12-2002, 10:11 AM

Corwin posted

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Now if the morons in Smith's powerbase would just vote his sorry ass out.

Don't hold your breath, Corwin. Those are mormon morons (but I repeat myself), the fastest growing religious group in Oregon. They really don't care that Gordon is a lying, two-faced, weasel as long as he keeps tithing. It'd take an order from the Angel Moroni himself keep them from voting for the guy.

Bumble Bee Tuna · 11-12-2002, 11:05 AM

Hmmmm...After listening to Ashcroft sing, I would comment "Don't quit your day job"...except he's a better singer than Attorney General. And he sucks at being a Senator, seeing as how he lost to a dead man. I guess I'd have to resort to telling him:

You suck at life. I think you should quit.

But honestly, the guy is one of the worst singers I've ever heard. His songwriting skills are pretty weak, too. Is there anything this guy is good at?

-B

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11-11-2002, 10:55 AM	#11
joedad Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: PA USA Posts: 5,039	When a grown man is bothered by and feels compelled to cover up 'nude' statues, it indicates a lack of maturity to say the least. It demonstrates that he is unaware of what these statues represent. He still just sees some t&a. That is so juvenile and pathetic. Actually, it's beyond pathetic. Apparently Johnny has a problem. joe

11-11-2002, 03:48 PM	#13
xstvn Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: WA state Posts: 261	Don't forget his amazing rendition of the self-penned "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar" <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html" target="_blank">Ashcroft Sings</a> (a little old but always good for a laugh...or cry) "Only god , no other kings..." Ok John, but don't you work for The People?

11-12-2002, 05:25 AM	#15
dangin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Middle, Kansas Posts: 2,637	Don't forget his fear of the kitties. Especially calico cats. They are the fui-its of the dev-il. But kitties are so cute and fuzzy wuzzy, how can ashcroft be afraid of them? If ashcroft comes to speak in your area, show up with a calico cat, on a leash, and get as close to the stage as you can. Don't do anything illegal, just stare right at him and stroke your kitty.

11-12-2002, 06:26 AM	#16
butswana Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,804	Can't you get arrested for stroking your kitty in public?

11-12-2002, 08:42 AM	#17
The Other Michael Honorary Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In the fog of San Francisco Posts: 12,631	Does Ashcroft feel conflicted by following his strict moral code while still wanting to ensure that God kills as many kittens as possible? cheers, Michael

11-12-2002, 10:10 AM	#18
ex-idaho Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Spudtopia, ID Posts: 5,315	I was a little purturbed by the recent decision to try the sniper suspects in Virginia just so they would face the death penalty. That seems a very petty decision from Ass-croft and the Bush admin. If were Maryland I would be pitching a big fucking fit.

11-12-2002, 11:05 AM	#20
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	Hmmmm...After listening to Ashcroft sing, I would comment "Don't quit your day job"...except he's a better singer than Attorney General. And he sucks at being a Senator, seeing as how he lost to a dead man. I guess I'd have to resort to telling him: You suck at life. I think you should quit. But honestly, the guy is one of the worst singers I've ever heard. His songwriting skills are pretty weak, too. Is there anything this guy is good at? -B

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