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West Yorkshire Farmacueticals has been forced to call a hurried press conference in order to correct a serious misunderstanding. and make a sensational new announcement. A spokesperson dressed up like a dead chicken appeared on the podium and told the assembled journalists that due to a “temporary communications dislocation problem,” the media had gained the completely-erroneous impression that the company was marketing a four-legged chicken with fur and ears. Before any questions could be asked, the Dead Chicken Spokesperson vanished through a suddenly-opened trap door, and a spokesperson dressed up to look like a fat carrot promptly stepped up to take her place. The new spokesperson said that the company was proud to announce a revolutionary breakthrough in food science. Thanks to the ground-breaking work of the company’s geneticists, the product which had hitherto been marketed as a four-legged chicken was in actual fact a genetically-engineered carrot - at which point several hundred carrot-shaped helium-filled orange balloons rose to the ceiling of the works canteen where the press conference was being held. |
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West Yorkshire Farmacueticals has been forced to make a second embarrassing retraction. The claim that its scientists had genetically engineered a furry four-legged carrot which might easily be confused with a rabbit were based on an unfortunate misunderstanding. Firstly, the scientist with a minor speech defect who is thought to have been responsible for the development is not a geneticist. He is an electrician. The conversation which gave rise to the misunderstanding took place between him and the company's chief executive, who has impaired hearing, during a loud rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus by the massed choirs of Upper, Lower and Mid Calderdale. It turns out that the electrician did not say that the laboratory rabbits were carrots. He said the laboratory rabbits liked carrots. The original claim concerning chickens seems to have stemmed from another conversation between the chief executive and the electrician when they were going over Hardraw Force in a barrel, which itself requires some explanation. Some of the chief executive's foot appears to have been in most of the electrician's mouth, but when the electrician said: "Excuse me, but you've got your foot in my mouth," the chief executive thought he was saying: "I've genetically engineered a four-legged chicken," and when he got back to the office he put out a press statement to that effect. Yorkshire's vegetarians can hardly believe any of this. The purists, who had advocated treating the "four-legged" carrots as they would any other root crop, are hanging out of their kitchen windows shrieking with remorse. Others are simply refusing to believe there has been a mistake at all and can be seen shoving bits of rabbit in their mouths, saying: "That's a very tasty carrot." For all of us, it has been a sad and confusing episode |
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Considering that the other option, not killing the animal, would mean the animal would go on to indirectly killing far MORE plants, I find this a dubious line of reasoning.. ..even if it is tongue in cheek. It's like saying that executing a criminal who has killed 20 people somehow means you're responsible for the death of those 20 people. |
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The Vegans I've met are not likable. OK. so? I'm not going to ignore my experience and play politicaly correct like it didn't happen. However, I *have* met nice fundies and I meet nice fundies frequently. Quote:
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I would not personally torture an animal (or any other living thing) for fun. But if somebody else wants to, as long as the living thing weren't of value to me, I wouldn't care. Maybe this is a better way to phrase my response: I don't believe life has any inherent value. [ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Feather ]</p> |
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By "with difficulty" I mean that a meat can enjoy the health benefits that vegetarians enjoy with difficulty. I provided 5 probable CAUSAL explanations of why vegetarians enjoy better health. Of these, at least 5 are "difficult" for the meat eater to enjoy in the sense that meat does not provide any of these benefits. Meat is a high calorie food, meat has no fiber, meat is high on the food chain, and meat cannot provide the phytochemicals that vegetables and fruit do. As of today, the more meat you eat the less of these benefits you receive. Again, there is nothing about vegetarianism itself that is necessarily healthy. Likewise there is nothing about smoking cigarettes that is necessarily unhealthy. I suppose in the future it may be possible to smoke tar-less, carcinogen free cigarettes and have nano-bots vacuum your lungs. The smoker could, with that difficulty, enjoy the same health as non-smokers. But why go to that trouble? Why not just abandon meat? You enjoy the taste of animal flesh too much? Quote:
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I will tell you what my answer would be: it is not the "livingness" of an object that normally induces empathy, any more than it is the "existence" of an object that induces it. It is the behaviour of an object; specifically, an object that reacts to positive/negative circumstance in a similar fashion to the empathizer. We must be able to relate to the object in this way. [ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Devilnaut ]</p> |
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