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Sarpedon · 05-19-2003, 02:35 PM

Kit Kit, wouldn't it be amusing if someone with a paint brush converted that exclamation point into a lower case L? "alive and worth the drivel"

KitKit · 05-19-2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Sarpedon
Kit Kit, wouldn't it be amusing if someone with a paint brush converted that exclamation point into a lower case L? "alive and worth the drivel"

LMAO!!! thank you. i was taking things way to seriously today & needed a laugh.

Karyn · 05-19-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by DamagedGoods
I hate those Gawd ads. Why does he need a PR campaign if he's the Creator? If he's going to run some ads, how about blazing fiery letters cut into the side of a mountain? Like:

Pay no attention to anyone pretending to speak for me
-- God

or

Sorry for the inconvenience...
-- God

There used to be a lot of those Gawd billboards around here in Virginia, but either I've subconsciously learned to block them out or they've fallen out of fashion.

If I had the money I'd be inclined to get some select items from the Photoshoppery thread and make billboards ads of them...

Nope, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you - I live in HR too, and they're gone - poof! Maybe Gog didn't like the publicity

Proctors_Gambit · 05-19-2003, 07:54 PM

Billboard outside a Catholic Church

"EAT ME"
And a picture of a priest holding aloft the communion wafer

okay i may have made that up.

-Gambit

Calzaer · 05-19-2003, 09:01 PM

Better than
"Jesus is crunchy!"

Hedwig · 05-19-2003, 09:34 PM

My friend and I saw this on the way to watch The Matrix on Friday night in Edmond, Oklahoma...and I must say that if this is the best their head marketing wizard can do, he or she deserves to be yanked from their bed in the middle of the night and tossed into the middle of a freeway:

"Jesus Reloaded"

Although it did make me and my friend roll with laughter for about five minutes. We almost returned later on that night with a digital camera, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a shotgun...reloaded indeed.

RawData · 05-19-2003, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hedwig
"Jesus Reloaded"

Although it did make me and my friend roll with laughter for about five minutes. We almost returned later on that night with a digital camera, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a shotgun...reloaded indeed.

I'd recommend against becomming another Darwin Award by shooting yourself next to that sign!

RD

Ensign Steve · 05-21-2003, 07:01 PM

I just saw this one about 2 days ago, and I thought of you guys.

"If you don't like this week's message, learn to deal with disappointment."

??!! oooohhhhkaay.

Pensee · 05-22-2003, 12:01 AM

This isn't really a church sign, but it's funny as hell..

There is a church-school nearby my husband's work. There's a small field out behind it with a scoreboard on it. The scoreboard has the team logo...the "Fighting Christians". Even my hubby, who considers himself his own personal brand of Xian, found it funny. I told him it was true!

Crackatomb_Lupaz · 05-22-2003, 04:39 AM

One I saw a couple months back and haven't been able to get out of my head read as follows:

"God forgets the past, mimick him."

I really regret not taking a picture of it.

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05-19-2003, 02:35 PM	#41
Sarpedon Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Minnesota, the least controversial state in the le Posts: 8,446	Kit Kit, wouldn't it be amusing if someone with a paint brush converted that exclamation point into a lower case L? "alive and worth the drivel"

05-19-2003, 07:54 PM	#44
Proctors_Gambit Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 372	Billboard outside a Catholic Church "EAT ME" And a picture of a priest holding aloft the communion wafer okay i may have made that up. -Gambit

05-19-2003, 09:01 PM	#45
Calzaer Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,762	Better than "Jesus is crunchy!"

05-19-2003, 09:34 PM	#46
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	My friend and I saw this on the way to watch The Matrix on Friday night in Edmond, Oklahoma...and I must say that if this is the best their head marketing wizard can do, he or she deserves to be yanked from their bed in the middle of the night and tossed into the middle of a freeway: "Jesus Reloaded" Although it did make me and my friend roll with laughter for about five minutes. We almost returned later on that night with a digital camera, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a shotgun...reloaded indeed.

05-21-2003, 07:01 PM	#48
Ensign Steve Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Augusta, Georgia, United States Posts: 1,235	I just saw this one about 2 days ago, and I thought of you guys. "If you don't like this week's message, learn to deal with disappointment." ??!! oooohhhhkaay.

05-22-2003, 12:01 AM	#49
Pensee Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: florida Posts: 657	This isn't really a church sign, but it's funny as hell.. There is a church-school nearby my husband's work. There's a small field out behind it with a scoreboard on it. The scoreboard has the team logo...the "Fighting Christians". Even my hubby, who considers himself his own personal brand of Xian, found it funny. I told him it was true!

05-22-2003, 04:39 AM	#50
Crackatomb_Lupaz Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Trenton, New Jersy. Posts: 296	One I saw a couple months back and haven't been able to get out of my head read as follows: "God forgets the past, mimick him." I really regret not taking a picture of it.

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