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Automaton · 01-30-2002, 07:39 PM

Jesus Hitler Christ

Oolon Colluphid · 01-31-2002, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by Kevin Dorner:
Hah! But, it's hard to be original anymore... looks like it was taken as noted above

Actually, I got it from a chap called Phil in my office here, he knew I'd appreciate it... maybe it's doing the rounds amongst the biologically literate. Sorry if it looked like I was claiming it as my own. Homozygous it is then...

Oolon

Kevin Dorner · 01-31-2002, 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by Oolon Colluphid:
Sorry if it looked like I was claiming it as my own...

That's OK. It was darn funny regardless.

ksagnostic · 02-02-2002, 03:52 PM

I like "Harvey". No reason really, I just like the sound of it.

ecco · 02-04-2002, 06:01 AM

For Pete�s sake, you atheists are all going to go to hell if you continue this blasphemy of referring to Jesus as Jesus H! Worse yet is those of you who say �Jesus fucking Christ�! That rumor about Jesus and the Magdelane women are all LIES! Jesus was surrounded by twelve good MALE disciples, he would never have thought of sex with Mary M or the �other� Mary.

scombrid · 02-04-2002, 06:20 AM

I always thought it was Jesus Homophobic Christ because God Hates Fags(TM) and Jesus is God incarnate.

abe smith · 02-04-2002, 06:27 AM

Yo, Kevin Dorner: post of 30 jan =human parthenogenesis: I've been trying for a couple of decades to spread the FACT that if RC dogma is "true", then Catholicism's Lord & saviourHAS to have been a FEMALE = my one page paper 1996, "Congratulations He's A Girl". I don't have the brains to post this onto the EYE_EYE site; if any body wants a copy; ask me. Abe

Kevin Dorner · 02-04-2002, 06:37 AM

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Originally posted by abe smith:
Yo, Kevin Dorner: post of 30 jan =human parthenogenesis: I've been trying for a couple of decades to spread the FACT that if RC dogma is "true", then Catholicism's Lord & saviourHAS to have been a FEMALE...

...or a chicken or turkey, where the sex chromosome is Y=female, X=male, so a parthenogenic chicken or turkey is a XX male.

Thus the eating of turkey of Thanksgiving being like the Eucharist.

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Automaton Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 717	Jesus Hitler Christ

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ksagnostic Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Wichita, KS, USA Posts: 2,514	I like "Harvey". No reason really, I just like the sound of it.

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ecco Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: SE Posts: 4,845	For Pete�s sake, you atheists are all going to go to hell if you continue this blasphemy of referring to Jesus as Jesus H! Worse yet is those of you who say �Jesus fucking Christ�! That rumor about Jesus and the Magdelane women are all LIES! Jesus was surrounded by twelve good MALE disciples, he would never have thought of sex with Mary M or the �other� Mary.

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scombrid Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Central Florida Posts: 2,759	I always thought it was Jesus Homophobic Christ because God Hates Fags(TM) and Jesus is God incarnate.

02-04-2002, 06:27 AM	#17
abe smith Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: springfield, MA. USA Posts: 2,482	Yo, Kevin Dorner: post of 30 jan =human parthenogenesis: I've been trying for a couple of decades to spread the FACT that if RC dogma is "true", then Catholicism's Lord & saviourHAS to have been a FEMALE = my one page paper 1996, "Congratulations He's A Girl". I don't have the brains to post this onto the EYE_EYE site; if any body wants a copy; ask me. Abe

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