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Puck · 11-11-2002, 11:10 AM

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What did you put the water pump on? My husband thinks he has a really good collection of tools but in all honesty it's me that always ends up saing we </strong>

'97 Larado. Really an SUV, but I consider it an enclosed truck. I can tote stuff and it won't get wet. I have all kinds of goodys, big red mechanics toolbox with *everything* important, and good brands, deep well, shallow well, metric, standard. Power saws and drills. LOL! Some women sew (I do a little). Husband has a shop, too, but I have more and better tools, hehehe. He, however has a better compressor. Mine always trips the reset button after a bit, and it's got good power supply (?).

Sorry all, way off topic, huh?

Bible Humper · 11-11-2002, 11:11 AM

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You are the devil! I can�t possibly look at those right now as there is little else worse then been very turned on while at work. Evil one � you deserve a spanking, but that might not actually be a punishment would it?

I can take anything you can dish out....with a smile....and an erection.

brighid · 11-11-2002, 11:26 AM

I bet you could and probably teach me a thing or two in the realm of martial arts � for some reason I have that dang Coke Christmas jingle in my brain � but with slightly different lyrics � no longer a coke and a smile!

B

11-11-2002, 11:54 AM

Me and my best friend, used to have bonfires with a whole bunch of other people at a place in the woods called "Little Falls", every time we went there we played a game called "Tit For Tat".

Rules for "Tit for Tat"

1)The game begins when one person punches other lightly in the face

2)You laugh or show it didn't hurt you

3) Person punched responds with punch of appoximate force

4) Punches slowly increase in power (You can not go from a weak jab to a total hook)

5) Game ends when one person gets

6) Punch is legal anywhere on face except nose, that's just a quick way to get somebody mad.

Mike and I had some nice games where we were trading hooks at 70% power.

He always got mad before I did.

Ah, I miss being a teenage moron.

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Apparatus ]</p>

Bible Humper · 11-11-2002, 11:56 AM

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I bet you could and probably teach me a thing or two in the realm of martial arts

Sure thing! With my Judo background, I have much to teach you about the guard position, which is when you are on your back, with your legs around my hips for control. Perhaps you already know all about leverage and maneuver in this position, but you'll have to prove it before we move on to the next lesson.

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for some reason I have that dang Coke Christmas jingle in my brain � but with slightly different lyrics � no longer a coke and a smile!

christ-on-a-stick · 11-11-2002, 11:59 AM

1. I can pick things up with my feet.

2. I play the piano by ear - name any tune/song and I can duplicate it after a little practice - took my piano teacher years to figure out I wasn't reading the music but just copying her after she played it.

3. I am *definitely* bisexual (with a major breast fetish (no fake ones pleez unless they are VERY well done!)

4. I once accidentally (I swear!) cut off a friend's big toe with a machete, out in the middle of the bush in Papua New Guinea (missionary kid). But they were able to reattach it (phew!)

5. I once jumped out of a moving jeep (also in Papua) to avoid a huge-ass spider. I am HIGHLY arachnaphobic.

6. I love to eat sauerkraut straight out of the container.

7. I married my first husband in Vegas after only knowing him for 6 days (hey I was only 19 and came to my senses!)

8. I've been in jail twice. My friends call me Miss Demeanor.

9. I've had malaria twice.

10. I once spent the night with Richie Sambora (ok not really... just spent the night at his house!)

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: christ-on-a-stick ]</p>

voltaire321 · 11-11-2002, 12:02 PM

1. I have been shot in a drive by (I was the target)

2. I was 24 inches long, 13 pounds when I was born.

3. Cilantro makes me vomit violently.

4. I love all asian food!

5. I can drink more alcohol than anyone else I know. I only drink socially.

6. I am 6'6" tall, 275 lbs.

7. I'm in love with a girl who is in love with me but won't date me because she is afraid to lose me. What the #$*&@#! is that!?!?

8. I have two cats, whom I kiss and snuggle whenever possible (i.e. when my buddies aren't around to make fun of me.)

9. I can emulate Barry White's voice perfectly.

10. I enjoy intimidating strangers with my stature and deep voice, but I'm a really nice guy once I've decided that I like somebody.

brighid · 11-11-2002, 12:03 PM

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Sure thing! With my Judo background, I have much to teach you about the guard position, which is when you are on your back, with your legs around my hips for control. Perhaps you already know all about leverage and maneuver in this position, but you'll have to prove it before we move on to the next lesson

Well, considering I am squatting over 200lbs now I might have a little strength with which to leverage an opponent with it the position you describe

Ohh ... I needed a really good laugh and a smile today. THANK YOU ...

Brighid

Bible Humper · 11-11-2002, 12:06 PM

Glad to have been of service!

brighid · 11-11-2002, 12:11 PM

Service� hehehehehehe � okay � now I must watch those links you sent me!

Brighid

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11-11-2002, 11:26 AM	#183
brighid Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: somewhere in the known Universe Posts: 6,993	I bet you could and probably teach me a thing or two in the realm of martial arts � for some reason I have that dang Coke Christmas jingle in my brain � but with slightly different lyrics � no longer a coke and a smile! B

11-11-2002, 11:54 AM	#184
Divide et Impera Guest Posts: n/a	Me and my best friend, used to have bonfires with a whole bunch of other people at a place in the woods called "Little Falls", every time we went there we played a game called "Tit For Tat". Rules for "Tit for Tat" 1)The game begins when one person punches other lightly in the face 2)You laugh or show it didn't hurt you 3) Person punched responds with punch of appoximate force 4) Punches slowly increase in power (You can not go from a weak jab to a total hook) 5) Game ends when one person gets 6) Punch is legal anywhere on face except nose, that's just a quick way to get somebody mad. Mike and I had some nice games where we were trading hooks at 70% power. He always got mad before I did. Ah, I miss being a teenage moron. [ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Apparatus ]</p>

11-11-2002, 11:59 AM	#186
christ-on-a-stick Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 7,116	1. I can pick things up with my feet. 2. I play the piano by ear - name any tune/song and I can duplicate it after a little practice - took my piano teacher years to figure out I wasn't reading the music but just copying her after she played it. 3. I am definitely bisexual (with a major breast fetish (no fake ones pleez unless they are VERY well done!) 4. I once accidentally (I swear!) cut off a friend's big toe with a machete, out in the middle of the bush in Papua New Guinea (missionary kid). But they were able to reattach it (phew!) 5. I once jumped out of a moving jeep (also in Papua) to avoid a huge-ass spider. I am HIGHLY arachnaphobic. 6. I love to eat sauerkraut straight out of the container. 7. I married my first husband in Vegas after only knowing him for 6 days (hey I was only 19 and came to my senses!) 8. I've been in jail twice. My friends call me Miss Demeanor. 9. I've had malaria twice. 10. I once spent the night with Richie Sambora (ok not really... just spent the night at his house!) [ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: christ-on-a-stick ]</p>

11-11-2002, 12:02 PM	#187
voltaire321 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 423	1. I have been shot in a drive by (I was the target) 2. I was 24 inches long, 13 pounds when I was born. 3. Cilantro makes me vomit violently. 4. I love all asian food! 5. I can drink more alcohol than anyone else I know. I only drink socially. 6. I am 6'6" tall, 275 lbs. 7. I'm in love with a girl who is in love with me but won't date me because she is afraid to lose me. What the #$*&@#! is that!?!? 8. I have two cats, whom I kiss and snuggle whenever possible (i.e. when my buddies aren't around to make fun of me.) 9. I can emulate Barry White's voice perfectly. 10. I enjoy intimidating strangers with my stature and deep voice, but I'm a really nice guy once I've decided that I like somebody.

11-11-2002, 12:06 PM	#189
Bible Humper Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,125	Glad to have been of service!

11-11-2002, 12:11 PM	#190
brighid Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: somewhere in the known Universe Posts: 6,993	Service� hehehehehehe � okay � now I must watch those links you sent me! Brighid

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