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01-30-2003, 08:01 PM
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New emblem of Republican Party
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Republican National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political ideology: Why? A condom is inflationary, it halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others. |
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01-31-2003, 05:05 AM
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01-31-2003, 06:59 AM
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But couldn't this be misleading.
Some may misinterpret this to say Republicans are in favor of sex. 
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01-31-2003, 09:06 AM
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In a related story, the Democrats are sticking hard to the Jackass emblem they've enjoyed lo these many years.
The Jackass is stubborn, stupid, and can survive parasitic hosts better than most pack animals. |
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02-01-2003, 08:35 AM
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Bush obviously didn't like the "fatness" implied in the old elephant symbol... as he is a fitness nut ... Not to mention, isn't Bush the ultimate "parasitic host" in his role as "occupant" of the White House? Sojourner 
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